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the HOW I WOULD TAP THAT meme

►post with your characters
►comment to other characters ICly with how your character would or would not have ~relations~ with them
►alternatively (ESPECIALLY FOR MINORS DANGER WILL ROBINSON), describe a date or a non-romantic activity your character would do with theirs!
►anon is fine!
►i have no idea what else to say here just do it okay

Comments

[glowsferatu]

UH FOURTEEN

[caprihorn]

_{Guess you'd be better to date than Eridan.} Don't think there's any fuckin' quadrants we'd up and date in though.

_{How about we get our agree on not to do shit at each other and make sure the other motherfucker don't get stuck with a fishy piece of shit?}

[glowsferatu]

How depressing a prospect, that you would be my best option to take as a buffer.

[caprihorn]

You're all saying that like I'm not getting stomach churns at the idea of having to be with yourself. _{But look, sister, we wouldn't actually have to be with each other.}

Just need to keep that motherfucker at away.

[glowsferatu]

Allying yourself with your enemy's enemy? And what occurs when our mutual foe is no longer a threat?

[caprihorn]

_{Have a motherfuckin' party up at in here with everyone} and then never get near the other of us again.

[glowsferatu]

And the resulting party would be kept peaceful? [ ie. you will not so much as jump because wow she would try to kill him at the drop of a hat tbh ]

[caprihorn]

_{Who wouldn't be getting to keeping their peace when Eridan's dead?}

[glowsferatu]

You, for one. [ her, for two ]

[amoray]

I'm enough of a gentleman to giwe you the choice between bein' drowned in a puddle or an aquarium.

[a beat. wow that was almost a classy response, better fix that.]

Or we could just make out a little.

[glowsferatu]

From the options presented, I believe I'd prefer the puddle.

[amoray]

Sewer and seawater are options too.

[glowsferatu]

If you were given the opportunity to drown me in a puddle of seawater, would it exercise your distasteful attempts to the degree you might be inspired to finally go away?

[amoray]

Is this a trick question?

[glowsferatu]

Assume for a moment that it isn't.

[amoray]

Maybe.

Are you strugglin' in this hypothetical situation? I don't like my kills bein' handed to me on a silwer platter.

[glowsferatu]

If you really insist, I could kick my legs a little. Anything too excessive may present you with more difficulty than you could adequately overcome.

[amoray]

Oh hardy fuckin' har.

Would drownin' ewen kill you? Forgiwe my lack a knowledge on fakey fake fictional monstrosities, but I don't recall if rainbow drinkers suck air like the rest a us or not.

[glowsferatu]

Well, I haven't exactly gone out of my way to experiment with the matter.

...But I have very strong doubts that it would achieve anything successfully.

[amoray]

Why are you so god damn hard to kill?

[glowsferatu]

Well, I'll have to extend my most surely sincere apologies for the matter! Though I might also remind you that my present state is, additionally, you're own doing.

But, more than that, it wouldn't be inappropriate for me to reverse the inquiry to be directed toward yourself. Though the only real difficulty would be in making any such death permanent.