sandy can't you see, I'm in misery

[longbowhunter]

❝the Morning After meme❞
	•Start a thread for each of your characters. It works better if you avoid a catch-all. •Other people comment as though their characters have suddenly woken up next to yours. Anons can comment suggesting who should wake up together. •If it's too creepy or cracked out, you obviously don't have to do it. •Spam accounts are totally welcome as well! •The first person who says they're late has to wakeup with Zoidberg.

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[namekian]

[Expect this icon for most of his responses]

[mittromney]

[Wearing his pajamas and a sleeping cap.]

Good morning, my friend.

i cant resist

[nonedible]

[Hey green bald guy meet green bald girl. Who is asleep and definitely made of plants.]

Hi plant lady, meet slug man

[namekian]

[He turns on his bed with a yawn to feel... another body? His eyes snap open and he jumps up... an energy ball forming in his hand and his breath picks up. He didn't recognize her. At all. She was sleeping though... she was harmless.

Kami, he must've looked ridiculous. He tries to calm down, letting the ball of energy fade from his hand as he slid back down on the bed.

Uh... What is he supposed to do with her?]

[nonedible]

[The sudden movement beside her catches her attention. She blinks a couple times before looking over at him. At first she just stares blankly at him and then shoots out of the bed so fast she falls to the floor. She pulls herself back up and peers over the side of the bed at him.]

Who are you? Where am I? What happened? [Any lack of clothing doesn't seem to concern her though.]

[namekian]

[The lack of clothing, however, seems to be bothering Piccolo a little. He knows nothing could have happened- he isn't capable- but it was still... embarrassing. A naked woman was in his bed against his clothesless body. He pulled the sheet up over his lap, brushing a hand back over his bald cranium.]

I can ask the same thing to you.

[He slowly moves over, peering over the edge of the bed to look at her]

...Are you .... alright? Did you hurt yourself?

[nonedible]

[Sylvari step out of their pods naked so being naked is natural. They just cover up out of politeness. Although they lack nipples so wearing anything over the chest out of modesty is kind of weird. And considering Taicea is nearly as flat as a male it's even more weird to her.

She shakes her head and smiles brightly.]

My skin is tough! [In fact it's like soft tree bark.]

[namekian]

[The fact she's flat makes no difference to him. In fact... it makes him curious because it goes against a bit of what he understood from women. He realizes he's staring and his face turns red, and he looks away, shielding the side of his face as if he'd be curious enough to look back.]

I'll... take your word for it.

[Was he sweating? Yeah, he's sweating.]

I'm sorry. I don't know how you got in my bed.... but I'm sure you can find your way out.

[nonedible]

[She tilts her head and blinks at him. She appears completely clueless as to why he's reacting the way he is.

After a moment she reaches over and pokes his arm.]

You're green like many sylvari but you don't appear to be made like us.

[She's either completely ignoring the last bit or just doesn't get it. More likely that she doesn't get it.]

[namekian]

[He let out a breath, calming down, still looking away and still shielding the side of his face.]

That's because I'm a Namek... I'm not a sylvari.

[nonedible]

[She prods him again before crawling up onto the bed.]

What's a namek? I don't think we have those back home. [And now she's really interested by the antennae and she's reaching out to poke one.]

[namekian]

Because we're probably not from where you're from. We're incredibly rare even in my world.

[He's clearly flustered, but he tries to at least make eye contact with her... lowering his hand-- unfortunately not quick enough to see her reach for his antennae. She pokes them and his hand quickly grabs onto hers, and he growls low in his throat.]

Cut that out.

[His antennae were sensitive... at least she didn't squeeze it. He pauses a moment, before quickly letting her go.]

Damn it. Hold on.

[He throws his sheets at her, and turns off the side of the bed-- his back towards her as he reaches for some pants. He finds some and gets up, sliding them on.]

[nonedible]

[Taicea fights with the sheet for bit as it gets caught on the large thorns on her head. But once she's free she just lets it stay around her shoulders.]

I never understood covering up. It's so weird. Unless it's armour then I get that.

[namekian]

Or if it's a uniform. Yeah, that's how I was at first too.

[He leaves it at pants for now, looking back at her a moment.]

Wait... do you... have clothes?

No offense but... you need clothes. You're a woman.

[nonedible]

[She blinks at him before looking around. Surely she had clothes at some point.]

Yes, since most people seem to take some kind of offense to a naked body. Even if it is made of plants. [She pouts at his last statement.]

No one needs clothes. But if I must be covered... [She simply fashions the sheet into a toga until she can locate her clothes. Growing new ones would be too much of an effort right now.]

[namekian]

[He blinks]

It's not that... I'm offended. It's just... I'm not used to-

[He lets out a breath, shrugging it off with his arms crossing over his chest.]

Sorry. You're right. I'm overreacting.

...It's probably best we try to figure out how this happened.

[nonedible]

[She tilts her head and blinks at him. Once again she looks completely clueless.]

Not used to what?

[She smiles as she apologizes.] You are forgiven sir namek.

[She purses her lips and hums thoughtfully.] I have observed that situations like this usually occur when two beings are nectared. Or when two are attracted to one another. Or in the case of many beings, simply for mating. But seeing as sylvari do not sexually reproduce that would not be the case here.

[namekian]

...No definitely not. Nameks don't mate that way either. [Which made this all the more confusing.]

...Nameks are asexual. We... also do not have females. So, to answer your question before... I'm.. not used to a woman in my bed. Oddly enough... I'm a little relieved now to know there wasn't anything unnatural taking course.

[nonedible]

Oh! We don't sexually reproduce but we are capable of having sex. It's really more of a for fun or bonding thing for us than anything else. [She smiles brightly although it soon fades into a thoughtful frown.]

Although I haven't before... So I do wonder what happened and how we ended up like this.

[namekian]

[And Piccolo is uneasy again. Great]

I.. don't know. It's not very common within my kind to undress with another creature and share a bed...

[Did he... "bond" with her? He really didn't like the fact that he didn't remember]

... All things considered, I should probably introduce myself. I'm Piccolo. I wish I could tell you what we might've done, but unfortunately I can't.

[nonedible]

Oh right! How rude of me not to do give my name soon. I'm Taicea. [There's that bright smile again. Although it fades into a frown. If anything did happen and she doesn't remember it it's kind of sad. Sylvari grow through their experience in the world, prior to that they're just a clean slate with a basic knowledge of how things work. Every bit of experience is treasured and helps build the individual.]

A shame really. [Clearly disappointed tone.]

[namekian]

Taicea.

[That kind of response catches him by surprise]

...A shame?

[nonedible]

Ah! I simply mean a shame that we don't remember. See for sylvari memories and experiences are everything. Like any being it's what shapes us but for us it's even more important. We awaken with knowledge of the world and fragments of memories that other sylvari have shared with the Dream. So having experiences of our own and remembering them is a big deal for us.

But I suppose if we don't remember there is no point in dwelling on it. [With that said she stretches and flops over on the bed.]