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goshdarnspam2013-01-31 07:59 pm
goodburger) wrote in goshdarnspam2013-01-31 07:59 pm
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C&C, I am resurrecting an old and time-honored not-meme! By which I mean we did it once in 2011 and never touched it again, allowing it to slowly mature like a fine wine. Until now.
Anyway, what kinds of silly crossover things have you decided about your characters? Basically by this I mean "where do they fit in the class matrices of popular canons", which makes even less sense than the original question, so, for example: what Hogwarts House would they be sorted into? What would their wand be? What would their Homestuck typing quirk be, or their player title? What would their daemons and/or patronuses be? What kind of benders would they be? If they were a Transformer, what would they turn into? What are their D&D alignments? Cutie marks? Pokemon teams? Other stuff that I undoubtedly missed while writing this post up? Go nuts and be as silly or as serious as you want!
Basically, tell us all about your silly crossover AU ideas and never stop. And if you need clarification on any of the terms you're not familiar with, go ahead and ask! It's a very equal-opportunity clusterfuck.
Anyway, what kinds of silly crossover things have you decided about your characters? Basically by this I mean "where do they fit in the class matrices of popular canons", which makes even less sense than the original question, so, for example: what Hogwarts House would they be sorted into? What would their wand be? What would their Homestuck typing quirk be, or their player title? What would their daemons and/or patronuses be? What kind of benders would they be? If they were a Transformer, what would they turn into? What are their D&D alignments? Cutie marks? Pokemon teams? Other stuff that I undoubtedly missed while writing this post up? Go nuts and be as silly or as serious as you want!
Basically, tell us all about your silly crossover AU ideas and never stop. And if you need clarification on any of the terms you're not familiar with, go ahead and ask! It's a very equal-opportunity clusterfuck.
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Peter's Hogwarts house would be either Gryffindor or Hufflepuff. On the one hand, he's brave and heroic! And kind of tends to coast on his own accomplishments! On the other, he's loyal and devoted and works really hard! TBH I think Hufflepuff fits a little better, but he's borderline, and I like the idea of the Spidey Fab Four all being in different houses -- Peter in Gryffindor, MJ in Slytherin, Harry in Hufflepuff and Gwen in Ravenclaw. And Flash, uh ... sorry, Flash. (No, Flash would be in Gryffindor.) I have no idea what Peter's wand would be, frankly.
Daemons are another thing I'm indecisive on! On the one hand, the margay, a South American wildcat which can spend its entire life in the trees:
Advantages: predatory, yet tiny and easily mistaken for an ordinary housecat! Also, would make this canonical exchange with Mary Jane Watson even more adorable:
"Why do you always call me tiger?"
"Why do I--? Oh, Petey-- I call you tiger 'cause you're not!"
On the other, the harvest mouse:
That is actually a Spider-Man pose, right there.
ETA: OH WAIT I HAVE A POKEMON TEAM SOMEWHERE, HANG ON
SPIDER-MAN’S POKEMON TEAM
Joltik/Galvantula: I doubt I need to explain this.
Eevee: The everypokemon for Marvel’s everyman. (If he did evolve it eventually, probably Umbreon.)
Chatot: A pokemon that attacks by talking at you!
Riolu/Lucario: A fighting pokemon with a certain psychic sensitivity.
Aipom/Ambipom: This one creeps me out but it’s basically pokeSpidey, so.
Growlithe: Face it, Growlithe, you just hit the jackpot!
Also: before Korra's airing I thought Peter would be an airbender, but I now think he would either be an earth/metalbender or a non-bender acrobat like Ty Lee.
This comment has TOO MANY IMAGES ALREADY so I will just link to the pony versions of Peter and Spidey.