http://oohthetragedy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] oohthetragedy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam 2011-02-12 01:46 am (UTC)

THE PLAYER >> Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

[A man, flustered, is pacing the streets, arms raised in vehement displeasure.]

Oh, no, no, no. This is no good! Why, ninety-nine percent of the actors haven't arrived yet! Ninety-nine percent of the audience are no doubt drinking the night away, immersed in their earthy pleasures. FRIDAY! This is no suitable time for an introduction at all!

[A beat, and then, cupping his hands around his mouth:]

DEAREST CITIZENS! YOU SHOULD COME HERE NOW! THE BEST PLAYER IN ALL OF-- [Pause, glance around.] --NEW YORK IS HERE NOW!

You know you wish to meet his acquaintance. [A hiss:] I told you, they won't come!

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