Hey hey hey hey hey what is this thing? I mean there was a button on it that said something well actually there were three but these letters are all kinda weird don't you think or I think they're letters just because there doesn't seem to be much else that they could be but that's not important because I hope it's doing something!
I look silly. Do you think I look silly? I think I look silly, just look at me, I'm a different color and my head is the wrong shape and I guess I have dragon claw things now instead of hooves like a normal pony-
[GASP]
WAITWAITWAIT
Does that mean I'm a dragon now?
Huh. I don't really feel like a dragonnnn... I kinda look like one though, I guess, except all the dragons I've ever heard of have scales. If I don't have scales than that's pretty silly.
Anyway.
That voice in the box said that I was supposed to be a hero now, and that I was in the City, but it didn't bother saying WHAT city! I mean I know that I've lived in Ponyville for a while now, but this still doesn't look like anywhere else that I've been, or even heard of. All these funny dragon things like I am now are walking around.
You know, if I had to change like this then I'm glad I stayed pink because pink is my favorite color, well it's a little disappointing that I'm a different shade of pink now because that was my FAVORITE pink, but oh well.
Anyway, being a hero sounds like tons of fun, but if I don't get back home soon I'll miss the Grand Galloping Gala and I just can't do that, it's the biggest party in all of Equestria! And I've never been able to go before! And I can't seem to figure out where I am all by myself, which is kind of weird. It's that famous Pie sense of direction, Grandma always says!
/cough
I look silly. Do you think I look silly? I think I look silly, just look at me, I'm a different color and my head is the wrong shape and I guess I have dragon claw things now instead of hooves like a normal pony-
[GASP]
WAITWAITWAIT
Does that mean I'm a dragon now?
Huh. I don't really feel like a dragonnnn... I kinda look like one though, I guess, except all the dragons I've ever heard of have scales. If I don't have scales than that's pretty silly.
Anyway.
That voice in the box said that I was supposed to be a hero now, and that I was in the City, but it didn't bother saying WHAT city! I mean I know that I've lived in Ponyville for a while now, but this still doesn't look like anywhere else that I've been, or even heard of. All these funny dragon things like I am now are walking around.
You know, if I had to change like this then I'm glad I stayed pink because pink is my favorite color, well it's a little disappointing that I'm a different shade of pink now because that was my FAVORITE pink, but oh well.
Anyway, being a hero sounds like tons of fun, but if I don't get back home soon I'll miss the Grand Galloping Gala and I just can't do that, it's the biggest party in all of Equestria! And I've never been able to go before! And I can't seem to figure out where I am all by myself, which is kind of weird. It's that famous Pie sense of direction, Grandma always says!
... nobody's saying anything.
Am I using this thing right?