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- get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying for other people).
- make a table with all of their names.
- list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so.
- post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse.
- use olesia's sexy code, if you like.

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Likewise, not sure how to feel about Eddie getting name-dropped twenty-two times outside of Eddie's block.

ALSO I VERY MUCH WOULD LIKE IF RUKA AND ERIDAN COULD BUMP INTO EACH OTHER IN PERSON AT SOME POINT. WHAT DOES HE DO OTHER THAN CRY INTO SCARVES

GOOD GOD IS IT REALLY

TWENTY-TWO HE NEEDS TO STOP MAKING FRIENDS WITH EDDIE'S NEMESES AND GET OUT MORE

ALSO YES I WOULD BE DOWN WITH THIS idk when he's getting back from Dolvania but it could happen then?

22. THERE'S THAT AND "EDDIE APPROVES OF THIS PERSON" OR "EDDIE HATES WHEN ERIDAN TALKS TO THIS PERSON" IN UNEXPECTED PLACES
(LIKE WHY IS EDDIE IN RUKA'S PROS)

And that works for me! GET SOUVENIRS.

BECAUSE THERE'S LESS MOIRAIL BITCHING FOR HIM TO LISTEN TO THEN but no he's definitely getting out and harassing more people that is straight up ridic

AND ALL OF THE SOUVENIRS

if by souvenirs you mean

stuff he looted off the corpses of his victims because that is a thing

WELL THAT IS A FAIR BONUS and yessssss *reaches for* wait isn't eddie back and scarf-shopping with lust

also that is totally a thing.

yes he is

it's an obnoxious green and purple scarf and eridan will discreetly ask other people to set it on fire for him

there may or may not be a velociraptor-riding log depending on whether or not there are actually velociraptors in the city or just t-rexes in various aircraft

if there are then he will name it Nero and do indiscreet Napoelonic poses while riding it

LMAO A BARNEY SCARF the poor baby
if only lust had his address she would mail a suitably hipsterized one over

pretty much just to piss eddie off i can't lie

HE WEARS THEM BOTH

AT THE SAME TIME

she could always give it to one of his troll frien

wait

don't even joke about that okay it'll end up in her brushing vriska's hair
nobody wants to deal with that
nobody

Eridan why are you weirdly adorable.

And that reminds me I haven't had Ruka ride any weird animals lately. I should fix this... (canon: laser-shooting unicorn, armored-and-also-laser-shooting lion)

it's his only saving grace besides acting pathetic until someone forgets how much they hate him for ten minutes :c

GOD RUKA WHAT IS YOUR CANON EVEN

DOESN'T SHE EXPLODE INTO RAINBOWS AT SOME POINT TOO

baw /pinches his stupid cheeks

YEP

The best part is the reason she's exploding is so she can teleport to another dimension

inside her head

what is this canon

i just

what

does it ever at any point make sense or is it always like that

Sometimes you can tell they're trying

but then after the Revenge Zombies arc (where Ruka explodes and rides lions and uses her dragon to kill a dude and is the only dude to actually die for real and not because they waltzed happily into the afterlife)

it's just
The Terminator. EVERYONE IS A ROBOT. TIME TRAVELING ROBOTS. SOMETIMES THEY ARE A ROBOT MADE OF ROBOTS.
THE FINAL BOSS IS A DUDE WHO PERFORMED SURGERY ON HIMSELF TO COSPLAY THE MAIN CHARACTER. ALSO HE WAS PART ROBOT???

Oh, and apparently in the manga version, Ruka's a villain??? Possibly just mindraped into it but yeah for no explicable reason she is introduced as a PLAYER-KILLER which are serious business in this universe apparently

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So yeah basically it never makes sense

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