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goshdarnspam2011-05-05 07:35 pm
out_of_time) wrote in goshdarnspam2011-05-05 07:35 pm
I don't know. I just don't know.
For reasons known only to the perfume industry and marketing executives, there is now a Jack Bauer brand of cologne.
"The man behind 24 the fragrance is strong and robust, tough yet sensitive with incredible self-assurance. The distinguished scent of 24 the fragrance opens with emotions of vibrancy and dynamism, created by the enchanting blend of coriander, mandarin orange and bergamot."
This discovery has made me curious. In this post: What are some of the most bizarre and/or dismaying pieces of merchandise you have discovered based on your characters and their canons?
ETA: HIDEOUS FAN-WORK IS NOW INCLUDED.
"The man behind 24 the fragrance is strong and robust, tough yet sensitive with incredible self-assurance. The distinguished scent of 24 the fragrance opens with emotions of vibrancy and dynamism, created by the enchanting blend of coriander, mandarin orange and bergamot."
This discovery has made me curious. In this post: What are some of the most bizarre and/or dismaying pieces of merchandise you have discovered based on your characters and their canons?
ETA: HIDEOUS FAN-WORK IS NOW INCLUDED.