DOOM DEMANDS A KINK MEME

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C&C KINK MEME

• Leave a prompt involving some characters, logged in or anon!
• Fill other prompts, logged in or anon, because everybody needs some loving! Except Zoidberg.
• Both writing and drawings are fine!
• Nothing TOO hideous or illegal.
• If you so desire or have incredibly underage characters, you can also request non-pornographic, fluffy or just plain stupid things! (IE- KATE AND BUCKY FINALLY GO ON A FUCKING DATE)
• NOBODY IS FUCKING LATE EVER IT IS A SLOW-BURNING MEME AND I WILL FIGHT YOU
• This text has been cannibalized from Leah and prior to that Zero. Delicious third generation cannibalization what.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

KATE AND BUCKY FINALLY GO ON A FUCKING DATE

+1

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Doom approves of this prompt.

[(Anonymous)]

Thor discovers even more Avengers fan fiction

what is this, who is thor, they're not in the game

[(Anonymous)]

It truly was very generous of the library to allow people to use its computers, but Thor had never appreciated just how generous until his own had become so virus-ridden that he had thrown it across the room four times by accident, thus rendering it unusable.

Today the library's computer area was full of people, with more waiting. Thor resolved to check his e-mail quickly. He had long ago blocked the troublemaking sender "M. Millar," so there was no reason to believe his e-mail would pose any threat.

A message marked 'URGENT' had been sent by the innocuous-sounding mfraction@wevegothats.com. Thor clicked. Inside was a link: "THE WORLD IS IN SERIOUS DANGER," it read. "CLICK HERE FOR PROOF."

Serious danger! That sounded like a job for the Avengers. Thor clicked again.

Installing Avengersuncut.exe, said the computer.

The screen went blue.

"HELLO THOR," said a robot voice.

Thor looked at the other computer-users. It wasn't him!

"PLAYING MYWHATANIRONMAN.MP3."

Thor was filled with sudden dread.

"ONE DAY TONY STARK WAS AT THE POOL EATING ICE CREAM WHILE BATMAN WATCHED LUSTILY. THE ICE CREAM DRIPPED DOWN TONY'S CHIN."

"Could you turn that down?" an old woman frowned at Thor. Thor stared back. That poor, unsuspecting old woman.

"I had no part in this," he assured her, clicking the blue screen in vain.

"BATMAN LICKED THE ICE CREAM OFF TONY'S CHIN AND SAID "YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL IRON MAN. YES I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I KNOW EVERYTHING." THEN PIETRO CAME OUT WEARING A TOWEL. "PROJECT RUNWAY IS OVER, TONY," HE RAISED HIS EYEBROW SUGGESTIVELY, "COME BACK INSIDE." HIS SILVER HAIR SPARKLED. (http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/72a7c82a96229ffb205aed61d8574a0e.wav)

Thor slammed down on the ESC button.

"THEN WHILE TONY STARED AT PIETRO'S LUSCIOUS HAIR AND BATMAN BECOMES VERY JEALOUS, SPIDER-MAN CAME OUT OF THE POOL AND EVERYONE STARES AT HIS GLISTENING ROCK-HARD ABS. THIS IS A TRUE STORY."

"This is lies!" Thor protested. "Lies and tricks!"

"PIETRO SLID HIS ARM AROUND TONYSTARK AND SAYS "SHALL WE INVITE SPIDERMAN? HE PROBABLY HAS THE PROPORTIONAL--"

For the old woman's sake, Thor pulled the entire contraption off the desk and flung it to the ground. It occurred to him moments later that he could have unplugged it, but it felt less harmless this way. Who knew what it could have said when plugged back in? He apologized profusely to the librarian and explained that the computer was bewitched, and he resolutely did not think about Spider-Man all the way home.

[(Anonymous)]

Lust's Segways are upgraded to pleasure models.

[(Anonymous)]

Catman and Lust sext for real this time

(you knew it was coming, leah)

[fingerbang]

SHUT UP YOU
yes i did

[(Anonymous)]

NEPETA AND TAVROS GO ON A FUCKING DATE

[(Anonymous)]

THEY CAN'T GO ON A FUCKING DATE THEY'RE 13

how about a normal date

[(Anonymous)]

Erik finally indulges Charles' metal fetish. Do something creative with metal bending.

[(Anonymous)]

Bonus points: Bender walks in and criticizes their creative metal bending techniques.

[(Anonymous)]

XAVIER AND MAGNETO GET IT ON WITHOUT PHYSICALLY TOUCHING, AKA: MUTANT POWERS ARE SEXY

[oxfordian]

[(Anonymous)]

MATT AND HARVEY FINALLY GO ON A FUCKING DATE

[(Anonymous)]

The meme owl watches the character of your choice masturbate.

[expletives]

me

[(Anonymous)]

Sally discovers just how much Snape likes being bossed around.

[onewrongword]

HOW DID YOU--

I mean.



Carry on.

[(Anonymous)]

puu and mothchan are finally reunited.

[(Anonymous)]

It had been thought that the moth was gone forever, that without its human pet it was doomed to wander the world outside the City, sad and alone. But it had other connections besides Peter. Strong connections. Connections that brought it sailing back over the horizon, one magical evening, and down towards the Mu Mu Hakusho household.

LOVE LIFTS US UP WHERE WE BELONG... WHERE THE EAGLES FLY, ON A MOUNTAIN HIGH

Part of Yusuke was grateful for how loud they were playing the music. It helped hide the other sounds coming from the roof.

"I'm moving back in," Baroona said as he came through the door. Then he stopped and cocked his head. "What's going on?"

Yusuke groaned. "Everyone's left because Puu is on the roof making out with some stupid moth from work." He yelled upwards. "SHE LEFT YOU ONCE, SHE'LL LEAVE YOU AGAIN!"

Baroona nodded, lit a cigarette, and hefted his bag to his shoulder. Then he turned around, started walking, and didn't stop until he was back in the safety of the park. Yusuke was left with nothing but the lovers and the music:

TIME GOES BY NO TIME TO CRY, JUST YOU AND I ALONE

[(Anonymous)]

Van Boner 2: The Rise of Taj's Penis

[tattleina]

[(Anonymous)]

Raven sexually dominates the character of your choice while disguised as Charles.

[oxfordian]

[(Anonymous)]

AMANDA WALLER AND HANK MCCOY TEST OUT JUST HOW GOOD HER R&D DEPARTMENT IS AT THEIR JOBS

yes I am talking about the condoms. In case I needed to clarify. Which I didn't.

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Peter is so, so happy not to have been involved in that project.

[(Anonymous)]

eddie pins katurian down and bleeds all over him.

only this time, they're naked.

[(Anonymous)]

The wrists were the easiest point of control, he thought. Especially when the subject was Katurian. Nygma pushed his body against Katurian's, feeling the slick wetness between their torsos warm with their friction. The sliced flesh would heal, in time. This was well worth the experience.

"But probably rather unsanitary," he spoke against Katurian's ear. Whispering lips made bloody imprints.

"Ha," Katurian replied. His voice cracked on that one syllable. "Y-you could have used. Protection." Another crack.

"But Katurian," Eddie said as he smeared a bloody palm along the younger man's face. "I thought you'd appreciate bleeding for one's art. And this is but the prelude."

The white sheets were soaked red by morning.

[(Anonymous)]

Tony Stark and Peter Parker. Daddy kink.

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[(Anonymous)]

the major sensually eats chicken while cavil and lust watch.

[fingerbang]

i want to write this one

[(Anonymous)]

Doctor Strange and Tony Stark. Daddy kink.

[sorcerersupreme]

[(Anonymous)]

The character of your choice has Sirius on a leash. Is he being a good boy or a very bad one?

[(Anonymous)]

Doctor Strange's cape and Zatanna's fishnets get hopelessly tangled.

[(Anonymous)]

The Cloak of Levitation had seen many things, both wondrous and horrific-- Ethereal and firmly grounded in all that could be considered worldly. Never, however, had it met a creature that understood it quite as the fishnets had appeared to.

Even Wong, for all his endless sympathies regarding their master's peculiarities couldn't quite grasp what it was to be worn by a sorcerer so powerful. To feel magic swirling all around, inside and out of your personage. The fishnets, though. They understood. They had experienced similar with their mistress, though she seemed generally less inclined to go diving out a subway car into another realm at a moment's notice. Even so, in their nylon blended fibers they held that inexplicable aura of understanding and the Cloak sought them out for solace and comfort as it hadn't ever sought another garment.

Which is the two signature pieces found themselves tangled together helplessly clinging to one another on the floor of the Sanctum. The Master was out feeding the pigeons in Washington Square and the fishnets' owner was with him. The Cloak's few remaining scraps of pride were at least protected by the knowledge that the master felt for Zatanna as it did for her clothing. But the utter embarrassment as it listened to the latch on the front door open and the footsteps descend upon entryway still burned its indigo yarns intensely. It tried to rise and separate itself from the fishnets and yet, to no avail. And even as it attempted the doomed motion, it knew that it didn't really want to leave them there, cold, alone on the wooden flooring.

Half a minute later found the two magicians staring at their clothing with near-identical appraising expressions. The Cloak's threads burned of mortification, even as its master's eyebrow cocked in disbelief.

"Well, Stephen... Maybe I won't have to steal that poor, magnificent cape from you after all. Maybe the fishnets have done it for me."

[(Anonymous)]

BARNABY FEEDS KOTETSU MORE THAN JUST SHRIMP FRIED RICE

[(Anonymous)]

ceiling charles watches erik masturbate

bonus points if he falls out of the ceiling at a crucial moment

this is hideous

[(Anonymous)]

A groan resounded through the room as Erik edged closer to completion. A fine sheen of sweat coated his chest as he slid a hand over his member. His panting grew louder. A low moan of a telepath's name escaped him.

A sudden crash deserved the relative stillness of the room as Charles tumbled onto the bed, blue eyes wide.

For a long moment, they stared at each other in shock.

Erik was on the other mutant in a moment, lips sliding together and hands sliding over Charles' body.

He left the yellow flightsuit on.

[(Anonymous)]

deadpool and jean-paul go on the most canadian poutine date ever

like

bryan adams serenading them with 'o canada' while there's a mass hockey beat-down in the background and they're in a tim horton's type of canadian

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If I knew anything about Canada I would be over this like a cheap suit

[(Anonymous)]

andy and erin cosplay as jim and pam.

pam walks in on them.

[(Anonymous)]

and starts giving them pointers.

[(Anonymous)]

baroona booty calls yusuke

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