guardiandevil: (braille)
matt murdock's life is out of control. ([personal profile] guardiandevil) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2011-12-04 08:25 pm

Dear Abby...

the advice column meme



✍ Post as your characters.
✍ Go around to other characters asking for advice of any kind.  This can be done logged in or anon.
✍ Respond to these pleas for help ICly.
✍ Shenanigans!
✍  ???
✍  Profit!
✍ Bonus points for actually playing out what you're advised to do!

(Anonymous) 2011-12-05 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
What cheek are you turning? Because I'm not seeing your head move. It begs the question.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-05 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Azrael,

Probably the most useful thing you've ever said.

- Arrogance Incarnate.

[identity profile] crucifriction.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Arrogance,

Have you ever asked yourself: "Perhaps I want him to "stick it in me?" Maybe I crave the release I'll gain from it?"

Azrael.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-05 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Azzy, that's the worst come-on I've ever heard. Reverse-psychology come-ons, really?

- Arrogant, not gullible.

[identity profile] crucifriction.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Arrogant,

Just meet him.

Azrael.