[he jerks awake and tries to roll back over on the couch to go back to sleep but it's DP shouting at the top of his lungs and who can ignore that.
so he gets up, scratches his balls, and answers the door in his underwear without bothering to check through the peephole or leave the chain in place.
he should be used to this. hell, he should probably have expected something like this sooner or later, but there really is no preparing oneself for deadpool, so he proceeds to gawk in horror
no subject
so he gets up, scratches his balls, and answers the door in his underwear without bothering to check through the peephole or leave the chain in place.
he should be used to this. hell, he should probably have expected something like this sooner or later, but there really is no preparing oneself for deadpool, so he proceeds to gawk in horror
and embarrassment because who are we kidding]