Like drinking poison, like eating glass

[wisecracked]

DARE MEME

Remember any dare after I cut them off is automatically EAT GLASS

NO EXCEPTIONS!!


VICTIMS:
1. Knock Out
2. Jim Moriarty
3. Nill
4. Primrose Everdeen
5. Dave Strider
6. Tim Drake
7. Roxy Lalonde
8. Nick Fury
9. Eridan
10. Victor Mancha
11. Poison Ivy
12. Bobbi Morse
13. Rose Lalonde
14. Klarion
15. Feferi
16. Jenny Quantum
17. Karkat
18. Kanaya

Comments

[necronomicod]

It's like they're all left fins. Maybe we shouldn't give the medals to ANYBUBBLY.

Can we do that?

[amoray]

Hope you like sleepin' in a cardboard box, 'cos I'm gettin' fuckin' ewerythin'.

[IGNORES KARKAT'S HEARTBREAK]

[culver]

[Wow Jacob did such a better job of caring for Bella than Edward ever did! She wrote entire paper on it, and is presenting it for your critique.]

[crab]

[ WOW RUDE NO ONE JUMPS ON HIM

FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT

LET'S SEE YOU HOLD ON THROUGH THE BUCKOCALYPSE ]

[necronomicod]

*DEAD*

[glowsferatu]

It's the wrong green!

[ she is trying to kick his hand away ]

[centurybaby]

[ hhhhhhhhh!!! ]

Listen, you're ordering fast food, not doing fucking rocket science, okay?

[agentofshield]

Are you all out of your damn minds? Did you think the Klingons were bein' friendly?

[culver]

[Gemini???]

[centurybaby]

Whatever.

Fat-ass.

[amoray]

It's the only green they had!

[THAT IS A HIDEOUS LIE

THROWS NAIL POLISH BOTTLE AT]

[culver]

[This mask is awesome, all mysterious and shit. There's no way you can tell who she is... not even with the wings. Yes, her super robot also has wings dwi.]

[mocks]

Daddy says Fluffy went to live on a farm, where she would have more room to swim around!

[glowsferatu]

Honey, I'm home ear--

[ GASP ]

[crab]

Hand over the frozen confectionery and nobody gets hurt.

[agentofshield]

Darlin', I'm gonna say this as nice as possible. Who the hell taught you to cook?

[culver]

[IF ONLY SHE KNEW]

[necronomicod]

Well excuse ME for being meticulous, lady! I think you can shut the shell up.

...if I wanted to get a bacon double burger, could I get it with only one burger and without any bacon?

[amoray]

[WHISPERING TO SOMEBODY OFF IN THE CROWD IDK]

She's just mad 'cos purple makes her look like a whore.

[yes he is that petty]

[centurybaby]

[ airplane note, incoming. it says:

UR A WEENIE.

with a nice mature drawing of a weenie that has glasses and a scarf on it. ]

[culver]

[WATER SPRAY TO THE FACE]

[necronomicod]

...yes. Yes, that's exactly what happened.

[mocks]

I say we award the medals to ourselves. I could do a cleaner dismount in my sleep.

[centurybaby]

[ good thing midnighter doesn't filter her mail



OR DOES HE...... ]

[amoray]

[OH NO HE'S JUST BEEN

SCHOOLED

crumpling up the note and whirling around!!]