Like drinking poison, like eating glass

[wisecracked]

DARE MEME

Remember any dare after I cut them off is automatically EAT GLASS

NO EXCEPTIONS!!


VICTIMS:
1. Knock Out
2. Jim Moriarty
3. Nill
4. Primrose Everdeen
5. Dave Strider
6. Tim Drake
7. Roxy Lalonde
8. Nick Fury
9. Eridan
10. Victor Mancha
11. Poison Ivy
12. Bobbi Morse
13. Rose Lalonde
14. Klarion
15. Feferi
16. Jenny Quantum
17. Karkat
18. Kanaya

Comments

[necronomicod]

Why don't you stay for the tide,
Or at least come inside?
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a vamp~
Who glows all like a lamp.
And she's good for glubbing my tension!

[culver]

[Oh. That makes Nill slow and soon enough stop. She shakes her head, wings ruffling behind her back.]

[culver]

[Oh. They tied.

They tied.

Slow head turn.]

[andproper]

That's okay; lots of people can't talk. [She's met... one. She smiles.]

[amoray]

Well if you like gettin' legislatorially fuckin' thrashed, far be it from myself to keep you from it.

[LIGHTS UP A CIGARETTE

WHO CARES IF IT'S A COURTROOM]

[culver]

[That... was new. Nill had never met another person who couldn't talk. But she smiles a bit anyway. It was nice of this girl to try to make her feel not so odd.]

[glowsferatu]

As if you'd even know what effort rese--

[ bam! another headshot! first blood to eridan. ]

[centurybaby]

[ pausing only to put her cigarette out under her shoe before leaning in and giving kanaya a kiss on the corner of her mouth ]

[amoray]

[VVICTORY

oh wait no he can't find anything else to throw fuck]

[centurybaby]

Yeah? What do you do then?

[centurybaby]

It's never gonna be my order, 'cause you can't decide what kind of fucking soda you want.

[centurybaby]

[ is that buffalo smoking a cigarette............ ]

[glowsferatu]

[ she stares at prim. she stares at the food.

she sits down as she attempts to process all of this. ]

[andproper]

Do you want to dance some more?

[andproper]

[She thinks for a moment.] We could go the zoo? I hear they have lots of animals there.

[hashrap]

[ dave hates his life and wants to die. ]

If anyone recognizes me here I'm going to jump off the roof. Later, rad reputation, I'm off to commit social suicide.

[centurybaby]

Werewolf asshole.

[andproper]

Is something wrong?

[andproper]

You can wear a costume. [Which will make it a hundred times worse if anyone still recognizes him, but...]

[glowsferatu]

[ another note!

I Had To Be Certain That The Notes Nature Was Suggestive Enough To Fully Express Its Intent ]

[andproper]

That you want to compare notes?

[glowsferatu]

[ kanaya directs a knowing glance her way as she sends a reply

Oh Come Now You Really Mustnt Spare Me Any Details
Who Was The Individual So Lucky As To Prevent Your Slumber ]

[hashrap]

Rose, this is Nick. Every night for the last month I've dreamed of sitting on his dick.

[hashrap]

You're not very good at this.

[hello_doctor]

[ Don't mind him, just trying so hard not to be awkward about the whole thing but failing miserably. ]