The Forced Honesty meme!

[goateese]

THE FORCED HONESTY MEME



➠ comment with your characters confessing their deep, dark secrets
➠ comment to other characters with questions, reactions, confessions, whatever
➠ hideous conversations in which there are no brain-to-mouth filters happen
➠ no one is late, everyone wins, this text mostly stolen from leah

Comments

[egomaniacal]

I know why the Avengers recruited me, even though they think I don't. It's because they think I'm the most likely to be a villain when I grow up.

They're probably right.

[demonspawn]

You can't take over the world in a onesie.

[egomaniacal]

I could if I wanted to.

[demonspawn]

Don't quit your day job.

[egomaniacal]

You realize that is my dayjob, right?

[demonspawn]

Wow, that's thrilling. Where do you even find time to do things like notice the length of my hair.

[egomaniacal]

I'm not kidding about the fact that I'm still going to trim it with or without your permission, you know.

[demonspawn]

I'm trying to remember what you did to earn this right.

[egomaniacal]

I forgave all of you jerks for locking me in a freaking closet while you went off to die. That means I get free reign of your hair.

Legally.

[demonspawn]

Legally? Wow. Clearly I'm powerless to resist legality.

[egomaniacal]

Pretty much.

[demonspawn]

Eventually, you're gonna realize it's hopeless.

[egomaniacal]

I'm pretty sure you will, first. Unlike some people, I'm actually motivated.

[demonspawn]

Motivated by what? How much my appearance offends you?

[egomaniacal]

Uh, yes.

[demonspawn]

In that case, might I suggest Quentin Quire as being in more dire need of your services?

[egomaniacal]

Christ, Terry, I don't work miracles. You're salvageable; Quentin is.... Quentin.

[demonspawn]

What, you mean you can't just sprinkle magic fairy dust on him and make him slightly more attractive?

[egomaniacal]

Ha ha. QQ defies attraction, okay? That's not my fault.

Also he's got a stronger backbone than you and your dismal sense of self-worth do, so it'd be a whole lot more of an uphill battle.

[demonspawn]

Didn't realize it's a crime to be self-depreciating.

[egomaniacal]

Ugh, it wouldn't be, but being a brooding mess clearly cuts into your ability to look presentable.

[demonspawn]

We can't all be Edward Cullen.

[egomaniacal]

Twilight reference, huh? That's some highbrow stuff.

[rocksforbrains]

So? Just don't be a villain, then. It's not like it's hard to say "Hey, maybe I shouldn't go burn down an orphanage today".