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LOVE CONFESSIONS MEME

DA RUUULES

1. Post as your character!
2. Reply to others with a character name.
3. They must confess their love to that character as ICly as possible.
4. No one is late if you say you are late I'll link you terrifying images or something.
5. Be hideous and prosper.

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Hey, dickhead, I've been working for it for the past four years. [ Half a beat. ] Give or take.

[ Truer words than he knows, maybe. ]

So, that means that in, oh what, four or so years, I'll tell you again, huh?

[ Wow. He really is a shitty person. ]

[ He makes a face. ]

What if I'm not around that long, huh? What if I get fed up and decide I'll go work for someone who actually appreciates me, like Vulcanus?

Vulcanus wouldn't appreciate you either, dick.

[ His lips quirk a little. ]

Come on, they hate imports, at least I'm the opposite.

[ Wow. Yeah, that's how he does it. ]

[ Nice one, Hundred. The Riddler would be proud. Actually, no, the Riddler would probably just laugh hysterically in your face. ]

Come on, they'd love me. I can actually pass for normal.

[ The traffic's picking up a little as they finally clear the worst of the jam, and his answer's a little distracted. ]

[ EDDIE WOULD HAVE PICKED UP ON IT AND ONLY THEN LAUGHED IN HIS FACE ]

Not according to them. They don't want to do shit with us, other than steal our powers.

[ Fine then, ignore his confession!! ]

[ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT IN NEON LETTERS, MITCH... ]

Well, I wouldn't let 'em steal yours. [ He's talking shit without really thinking about it, falling into the easy banter of conversation. ] I dunno. You think I could pull off the double agent thing? I mean, I'm no James Bond, but how hard can it be?

[ NO HE DOESN'T THAT WAS A CONFESSION HIS PART IS DONE. ]

I don't know, how good are you at lying? [ He eyes him through the rearview mirror. He knows how shit you are Rick. ] It's not easy lying about a hell of a lot of stuff.

I can lie, when it matters.

[ Maybe he's lying.

Right now. ]

Uh huh. Bradbury, I know you pretty well, could you really keep it up, for the years it would probably take?

Sure, if I knew someone was counting on me to make it.

Well, I'd encourage you, but I need you here, pal.

[ You don't need to look at him to know he's RAISING A BROW!!! ]

You really know how to sweet-talk a guy, don't you? Keep that up, and you'll make me blush.

Edited 2012-10-09 07:57 (UTC)

Don't let it go to your head, especially when you're fucking driving. My life's already in your fucking hands, remember?

[ Look, it doesn't mean he likes you or anything!! ]

[ He'll just kind of laugh as he turns his attention back to the road. Ignorance is bliss!! ]

Yeah, don't worry about it. I'll keep you in one piece.