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SATURDAY FACE-SUCKING MEME

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should make out with (ANON also cool!)
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments.
❤ All is hideous.
❤ Underage characters can choose a different action, such as ~~FRIDAY~~ SATURDAY DATE NIGHT!
❤ NO ONE IS LATE.
❤ In honor of this being my 3 year C&Cversary/Sweetest Day!
❤ Stolen from everybody, and dedicated to all.

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... Hey?

Brilliant!! Here; the reason I ask is since I picked up some really top notch hats at the store earlier and this sort of thing needs to be shared, wouldn't you say?

((Brb politically incorrect. Anyway, he pops out with--dun da da dun--two AWESOME HATS complete with the awesome dinosaur skull and EVERYTHING. He offers one to her, beaming.)) With that, you're all set!

You... haven't been in to the Pie Hole yet.

Hi Ruka! Hi! [ Waving enthusiastically ]

... Huh?

[what]

Yes, that's me...

[ slowly... turns what is happening ]

Oh, hello.

Some guy who doesn't understand human rituals such as hugging.

(oh hello! larsa waves back at him just as awkwardly. when it comes to children his own age, he's ten times more awkward - maybe it's because he constantly hangs around adults?)

[Nill does not even hesitate before taking the proffered hat and plopping it on her head. It is too big and falls over her eyes, but she shoves it back up with a grin, wings flapping. Hey man, she loves hats, especially when they're AWESOME. She holds out her hands to her sides as if asking if she looks cool enough to hang with him.]

O-oh, um, it's actually 7:58, if you want it to be specific.

[He smiles, just a little sheepish with a bit of apology mixed in there.] I guess it doesn't really matter.

[And an ass-grab.]

Even if. You're asking the wrong guy, anyway. Barney Frank's gay, and he gets along just fine. Nobody ever stops to think maybe I'm just fucking busy, huh?

[ Staring. Staring. ]

Apple Pistachio? Really?

That doesn't sound half bad.

Dracula

With a toffee crust. [Oh now he's a little pleased with himself and it spills into his tone.] Do you want to be the first to try it?

Oh, shit. That sounds pretty fucking good.

I, ah, I'm not sure if my endorsement would mean it would sell.

[ Wow ollie, way to not believe him. ] Actually, I wanted to pick your brain. I heard you were a politician.

[ Moving a little closer, warily. ]

You don't need to endorse it, pie sells itself after all. It's pie.

[ He stares right back. Not gonna be the first one to look away. ]

You could make the time. [ Because Mitch is only busy because he chooses to be. ]

But you don't. [ Not an accusation, just a statement of fact. ]

[ He slides out of the ground, popping out of the ground right next to him. ]

Why, Mr. Dracula.

Oh. Well I would've thought people would want me to have a first taste just for the mayoral seat of approval.

I'm asking Mitchell the man, not Mitchel the mayor.

I have more important things to do. I could, but I'd rather do my job.

[ A pause, because that sounds really cold. ] I've been entrusted with a lot of responsibility, I'd like to use my time to do that job.

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