Wow, I'm so touched. Aren't you the most thoughtful bag of leavings I've ever had the misfortune to meet. Why don't you go fuck yourself with a tined eating utensil? [ the strange thing -- for all the threats karkat makes, he has never actually attacked jenny. not physically, not yet. their war is one of words so far, and karkat actually likes it that way. words are his default weapon of choice.

still, he's tempted sometimes, when she makes him particularly infuriated. he'd like to slap that cigarette right out of her mouth. ]