awwwww nepeta you're so much more selfless than karkat is
karkat is horrible at being direct with his feelings
he is the guy who throws rocks at the girl he likes in middle school and then wonders why she doesn't want to date him

man i don't think anyone has touched his butt yet
it is uncharted and unclaimed territory
maybe gamzee has honked it i will have to ask nat
a lot of people have kissed him though
if only nepeta had been around for the highly touted game of sleepover spin the bottle