LMFAO WE JUST NEED TO FIND SOMEONE INSULT ERIDAN'S BLOOD COLOR
AND IT WILL HAPPEN

like even if eridan is just like WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOUT HELPING ME KEEP MY BLOOD SECRET ANYWAY karkat could just unthinkingly blurt out that I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO GIVE YOU SHIT ABOUT IT

awkwardly stands up for him over it

look we mutant bloods gotta stick 2gether