THE HEADCANON MEME

[gabbie]

THE HEADCANON MEME

01 Post your characters! Or make a post for all of them. Either way is fine.
02 Respond to other people's characters with questions or things you want to know about them! Ask about their childhood, their underwear, their first crush, the way they got that scar, in-game plots, whatever.
03 Answer the questions people ask you with your headcanon! Or actual canon if it's covered there. You could just answer it normally, or you could also go into ridiculous detail, or write a drabble or something! You could illustrate how they got that scar in MS Paint! Just answer the questions okay.
04 ???
05 Steal other people's meme write-ups. Profit!

Comments

[crab]

I GOOGLED THEM AND THEY CAME UP AS "FOOD TO EAT WHILE AT THE MOVIES"
SO
YES
YES HE DOES

[bloodplay]

WELL APPARENTLY HE'S ON CRAIGSLIST OFTEN ENOUGH TO SEE WHENEVER COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS CODED MESSAGES FROM HIS BROTHER GO UP, ON THE MISSED CONNECTIONS SECTION NO LESS, LET'S JUST GET THAT ONE OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT NOW

[hexappeal]

tropelet
taolf
elbisivni
liatkcoc won

[aggressiveapathy]

Unapologetically.

[amoray]

IT WAS BREATHTAKING

[hexappeal]

so it's safe to assume that he does, in fact, do assy things to james without him being aware of it?

[hexappeal]

methodical, lengthy, STRIKING LIKE A COBRA tactics

[amoray]

HE DOESN'T TOUCH USERNAMES FOR SHIPS THAT DON'T INVOLVE AND EMBARRASS HIM

gamkarazy and vanrezi are 100% safe from his ire

[longbowhunter]

You clearly want me to write paragraphs.

Honestly, he's read too much about the personal lives of his teenage writing staff on the network. It's kind of like a bad train wreck. He wants to not be a hover... Editor, but he can't exactly look away either. That leads to a lot of awkward moments (or what Ollie would perceive as awkward moments) where he wants to give them good mentorly advice but it seems out of bounds since he only heard about it second hand, or through a public post, or something and they weren't exactly asking. Seriously though, he needs to learn to close the window. The back button is your friend, etc.

The most awkward conversation was probably when he was slightly drunk and considering buying a can of Raid as James' christmas present. To be fair, James didn't get him anything either.

[sorcerersupreme]

Pinkberry has that flavor and toppings on the regular, too.

[ex_mostlyarmless446]

I don't even fucking know what is up with Klarion's hair, because the art is so inconsistent. Don't even get me started on Klarion and his character design. That being said, I assume his hair is one of those 'this is a side effect of you being part blue magical demon thing' type of situations that comics often have. He could conceivably do something else with it, but it's Klarion, he still dresses like a deranged Puritan even in 2012.

and I think that question was asked on the best account, if you mean worst when I say best. At the moment, Connors isn't really considering a prosthetic because he's just so hung up on his arm issues and wanting to cure it himself, blah blah blah. I honestly have no clue why he doesn't have a prosthetic in canon-it's probably one of those all or nothing type of deals. THAT SAID, after he gets (and then promptly loses) his sweet steampunk robo arm in the Vulcanus plot coming up, he'll probably ask around about prosthetics because a: he'll realize 'wow, two hands actually was pretty helpful and b: he's finally figured out that this all or nothing go to any lengths to regrow his arm thing really isn't helping.

[amoray]

fun fact, of the 1000000 hours it took me to reply to gabbie down there most of it was coming up with snappy portmanteaus and shipping names

karport is my favorite though

[ex_mostlyarmless446]

Oh, totally. He'll occasionally just say bitchy things to James or like...even do petty things like accidentally slamming the door in his face. Klarion is a horrible little child.

[cawky]

its true

secret bromance

[ex_mostlyarmless446]

Well, canon says that Klarion likes sweet things, so he's probably discovered the wonders of half-off holiday candy and is eating way too many chocolate things now. He really doesn't pay attention to clothing, so he probably has like...five of the same deranged Puritan type outfits as well as whatever clothing Zee's forced on him. His hobbies are needlessly being a dick to people, and trying to encourage Larsa, James and Zatanna to be a part of his being horrible. c:

He also has discovered rumblr and now probably won't shut up about cat blogs. He loves whatever the City's version of Maru is.

[crab]

good because in that case karkat is hoarding both of those

what does eridan do when rumblrites start using dashes and alternate name mashes to make their shipping blogs
what then

[glowsferatu]

it would never happen. you'd have to drag her kicking and screaming while she droned on and on about duties she can't (bear to) leave behind. plus she's a little afraid of the idea because last time she went on vacation she ended up becoming a literal zombie who broke up with her girlfriend.

that said, somewhere warm, she likes warm weather, it's what she grew up with. isolated, probably. she might enjoy getting to know a new culture in a city outside the country, but she'd be more likely to relax without one. the bahamas maybe, or some other island in the gulf/south atlantic.

[incywincyhero]

/chinhands happily

This is why Spidey and Tiger make such good bros.

[nitidus]

godo question; either at home victorious or an established therapist/author.

or alcohol bootlegger.

or batman.

[amoray]

LMFAO KARKAT

he lounges comfortably in the knowledge that he may be a petty shitstirrer but least he isn't eri-karseano69

[enigmaestro]

LKJASDLKJALKSDJLAKSJDLKJLAS she is the best kind of mom, her method is so... magical

[crab]

karkat and eridan should team up to send anon hate to the blogs dedicated to shipping them together

they accidentally unanon and people just use it to further their shipping theories

[wild_roar]

They can totally hang out at Denny's over coffee and pancakes and talk about how fulfilling it is to rescue people and not have some overseer breathing down their necks.

[hexappeal]

she tries to be. :(

lmao eddie and zee should set-up a (mostly condescending) playdate with klarion and eridan. they'd get along well.

[bloodplay]

But okay, being an old motherfucker he does not have a Rumblr! In a magical universe where he did it would just be him reblogging unbelievably boring and creepy art and gore and maybe occasionally a Xena gifset. Uhhhh outside of Craigslist he probably reads a lot of the news online? HE HAS A JOB NOW BECAUSE I COMPLETELY ARBITRARILY DECIDED SO, THIS SECOND, so he logs into the hospital database regularly! I have no fucking idea if there are websites or boards or whatever for prosthetists to shoot the shit on but if there are he probably swings by to read them every now and again, and does the same for medical forums, if only to verify what he thinks will happen if he does something really fucking gross and unmentionable! He looks up recipes, maybe follows a couple of food blogs, and if he doesn't have a Netflix account in-game now he will totally have one soon. Pretty boring stuff, basically.




AND THEN.............. THERE'S THE AMPUTEE DEVOTEE WEBSITES