Name: brian moser Canon: dexter; tv edition! What is your character doing?: scouting out possible locations where he can kill people, actually killing people in those locations now that he's settled, workin', creepin' the network, literally fridging people with harvey dent, probably still getting used to the 6-year technology jump and typing like an old man tbh, being a shitty brother, testing out his gross powers, pretending to be a functional human being around codex and getting inadvertently roped into mario kart and jumanji and shit WHY CAN'T HE KILL HER....... Are you willing to have your character get hurt?: HA HA HA ARE YOU KIDDING ME although i would rather delay hurt of the righteous smackdown nature for a while! once he's outed as a murderer though go apeshit on him, esp if cassowaries are involved. Does your character have a job?: BORING HANDWAVED HOSPITAL PROSTHETICS JOB i wouldn't be opposed to him doing volunteer clinic work or taking on work on the side! you know, stuff that actually gets played. Is your character on a team?: team snapchat dexter pictures of dead bodies at awkward moments What kinds of plots are you after?: INVESTIGATE HIS BULLSHIT MAN should some plot requests i've put up go through soon, there'll be more murders than just the one and i can put up deets on the crime scenes in ooc the same way i did for the last one! i am totally committed to giving detective-type characters a repulsive dumbass to chase down. Is your character open for pairings?: I MEAN if you want to get on that but a.) why would you b.) why would you c.) he keeps dead people's bodies and blood in his house and one time threw his girlfriend into the trunk of a car next to the dead body of a man he just killed d.) why would you Powers: night vision and HEMOKINESIS!! which has a permissions post because it's nasty. he should ICly be getting closer to mastering the grosser shit i listed up there, so if he'd have a reason to want to give a pc a heinous stroke (AND THEREBY BLOW HIS COVER EVEN MORE) and you want to kill your character i guess that could be a thing Skills: general anatomical and pharmacological knowledge bullshit, prosthetology, appearing to be a functional human being, bullshitting, exceptionally precise nailpolish application, killing people, dismemberment, identity theft, breaking and entering, kneeing people in the face, APPARENTLY HE KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT ARCHITECTURE AND ENGINEERING TO DESIGN AND BUILD HIS OWN REFRIGERATED ROOM??, actually he seems pretty competent in most areas that require a high level of control in artistry or engineering or w/e Likes: steaks, air guitar, xena: warrior princess, killing people and cutting them up, amputees, dexter, control, music apparently, MENTHOL LOZENGES??, did i mention that he likes to kill people Dislikes: dexter being an actual human being instead of a narcissistic extension of himself, being found out or not having the upper hand, blood Anything else?: i have no reason not to just repost this every cr meme for the rest of time
THE ONE ASSHOLE
Canon: dexter; tv edition!
What is your character doing?: scouting out possible locations where he can kill people, actually killing people in those locations now that he's settled, workin', creepin' the network, literally fridging people with harvey dent, probably still getting used to the 6-year technology jump and typing like an old man tbh, being a shitty brother, testing out his gross powers, pretending to be a functional human being around codex and getting inadvertently roped into mario kart and jumanji and shit WHY CAN'T HE KILL HER.......
Are you willing to have your character get hurt?: HA HA HA ARE YOU KIDDING ME although i would rather delay hurt of the righteous smackdown nature for a while! once he's outed as a murderer though go apeshit on him, esp if cassowaries are involved.
Does your character have a job?: BORING HANDWAVED HOSPITAL PROSTHETICS JOB i wouldn't be opposed to him doing volunteer clinic work or taking on work on the side! you know, stuff that actually gets played.
Is your character on a team?: team snapchat dexter pictures of dead bodies at awkward moments
What kinds of plots are you after?: INVESTIGATE HIS BULLSHIT MAN should some plot requests i've put up go through soon, there'll be more murders than just the one and i can put up deets on the crime scenes in ooc the same way i did for the last one! i am totally committed to giving detective-type characters a repulsive dumbass to chase down.
Is your character open for pairings?: I MEAN if you want to get on that but a.) why would you b.) why would you c.) he keeps dead people's bodies and blood in his house and one time threw his girlfriend into the trunk of a car next to the dead body of a man he just killed d.) why would you
Powers: night vision and HEMOKINESIS!! which has a permissions post because it's nasty. he should ICly be getting closer to mastering the grosser shit i listed up there, so if he'd have a reason to want to give a pc a heinous stroke (AND THEREBY BLOW HIS COVER EVEN MORE) and you want to kill your character i guess that could be a thing
Skills: general anatomical and pharmacological knowledge bullshit, prosthetology, appearing to be a functional human being, bullshitting, exceptionally precise nailpolish application, killing people, dismemberment, identity theft, breaking and entering, kneeing people in the face, APPARENTLY HE KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT ARCHITECTURE AND ENGINEERING TO DESIGN AND BUILD HIS OWN REFRIGERATED ROOM??, actually he seems pretty competent in most areas that require a high level of control in artistry or engineering or w/e
Likes: steaks, air guitar, xena: warrior princess, killing people and cutting them up, amputees, dexter, control, music apparently, MENTHOL LOZENGES??, did i mention that he likes to kill people
Dislikes: dexter being an actual human being instead of a narcissistic extension of himself, being found out or not having the upper hand, blood
Anything else?:
i have no reason not to just repost this every cr meme for the rest of time