ali's birthday meme

[glimmers]

Never Have I Ever Meme



- Everyone is at a big party. I don't know how we fit this many people into one room either, but bear with me!
- Post an IC or anon comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
- If you see something your character has done, reply with them taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
- All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way.
- Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please.
- Example of how it works!

Comments

... had sexual relations with a non-human.

[(Anonymous)]

Re: ... had sexual relations with a non-human.

[not_really_charlie]

[And shot] ...What? She was a fairy.

[bloodshadow]

She wasn't one of those tiny little fuckers that are like three inches tall, right? Because that'd be pretty fucked up.

[not_really_charlie]

She was my size. Not that we got to finish, anyway....

[promised_victory]

You had sexually relations with a member of the Fae?

["and lived to tell the tale" is the unspoken implication.]

[not_really_charlie]

I would have finished, too, if Dean hadn't barged in... [She needs to be canon updated to this point, still, but we'll get to that later.]

[tesselate]

[a shot of a.....totally age appropriate drink. sure.]

[hexappeal]

It comes with the magical territory.

[tesselate]

And having a boyfriend who is half-kree, half-skrull.

[hexappeal]

I know what a Skrull is, but I have absolutely no idea what Kree is. Are?

[tesselate]

It's another group of aliens from back home. Some of them are blue, but they otherwise they look like humans, but they have super strength. Also they kind of hate Skrulls, so that makes Teddy super unique.

[hexappeal]

Ah, I see. That's really cute, then. Although I guess in my case it's less alien more demon-ghost-so forth.

I don't go outside the humanoid box, though.

[tesselate]

Yeah I think that would be definitely a little weird.

[notadartboard]

Oh right this counts too. [more drinking!]

[bloodshadow]

I'm not human. It's not that fucking weird you shitheads. [guzzle guzzle]

[not_really_charlie]

Really? I couldn't tell.

[bloodshadow]

So are you being sarcastic, or are you a fucking moron? Because I've got a fuckin' tail for fuck's sake.

[not_really_charlie]

Sarcastic.

S what are you? [She's flicking through options on her ipad, but she doesn't see anything that matches.]

[bloodshadow]

Thulian. Humans used to think we were gods, but we're really just pretty fucking awesome aliens.

[not_really_charlie]

Thulian?

...Which gods?

[bloodshadow]

Well, my mom's Demeter.

[backstabbing]

[DRINKS TO THAT OH HOH HOH.]

[hexappeal]

I've been known to date a supernatural creature or two. [And also have a casual sexual relationship with. She takes two drinks, one for her alternate dimension homies :(]

[carnivalofmiracles]

[How specific. How common are humans in the multiverse, anyway? Alien boy will be drinking to this.]

[themisfit]

[ aliens and stuff. ]