ali's birthday meme

[glimmers]

Never Have I Ever Meme



- Everyone is at a big party. I don't know how we fit this many people into one room either, but bear with me!
- Post an IC or anon comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
- If you see something your character has done, reply with them taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
- All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way.
- Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please.
- Example of how it works!

Comments

[viced]

I actually didn't get a postgrad degree.

[deductives]

Neither did I. It tends to gain importance over grades after a time.

[Totally not implying that either of them baked right out of grad school.]

[viced]

I'm not, I mean I only ever went for my fucking bachelor's!

[ Get out, Sherlock!! ]

[deductives]

[Well, they're both liars, since Sherlock has more degrees than he's letting on, but that's besides the point.]

I still fail to see how "college" is a magical barrier to keep someone from every repeating a behavior.

[viced]

Because most people stop once they get a fucking job and go into the real world?

[deductives]

[w o w RUDE]

You honestly think recreational marijuana is exclusive to the unsuccessful?

[viced]

Of course not.

However, most people do.

[deductives]

We both know I'm not most people.

[Don't try to fool me like one.]

[viced]

Oh, I'm well aware.

[ He doesn't say anything else. Just because Sherlock knows doesn't mean he's going to say it out loud. ]

[deductives]

[He just chugs away the rest of his pint and puts it aside, studying Mitch's face for a moment.]

Not verbalizing something doesn't make it any less true, you know.

[viced]

Of course it doesn't.

I don't know why you're telling me that.

[deductives]

Of course not. Simply, implication is everything.

[viced]

No shit, er-- you know.

[deductives]

[Yep he's just getting a very condescending look for that one. As if he hasn't heard that phrase a million times since he arrived here.]

[viced]

What? That's why I didn't fucking finish it!

[deductives]

I fail to understand how inane a phrase caught on, anyway.

[viced]

It's--

Never mind. If you have to explain it, it's not funny anymore.

[deductives]

[HIS NAME ISN'T FUNNY, GOSH]

The explanation stops that. Of course.

[viced]

It's calling someone out for bringing up the obvious. Because they're obviously picking up on something that nobody else has.

[ he shrugs. ]

See? It's not all that funny now.

[deductives]

Oh, for God's sake, Mitch, I understand what it means.

[Huffssss]

My name being attached is the problem.

[viced]

See, you should've used it then.

[ Look at that shit eating grin. ]

[deductives]

[IT LOOKS SO GOOD...FOR PUNCHING]

My vocabulary is a bit less limited than yours. That and the name doesn't suit you.

[viced]

Jesus Christ. Really?

Even I can take a joke better than that.

[deductives]

So the tabloid headline about your imagined weight gain amused you, Mayor Bunsdred?

[viced]

Bunsdred?

Leave the puns to Edward.