ali's birthday meme

[glimmers]

Never Have I Ever Meme



- Everyone is at a big party. I don't know how we fit this many people into one room either, but bear with me!
- Post an IC or anon comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
- If you see something your character has done, reply with them taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
- All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way.
- Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please.
- Example of how it works!

Comments

[viced]

Of course it doesn't.

I don't know why you're telling me that.

[deductives]

Of course not. Simply, implication is everything.

[viced]

No shit, er-- you know.

[deductives]

[Yep he's just getting a very condescending look for that one. As if he hasn't heard that phrase a million times since he arrived here.]

[viced]

What? That's why I didn't fucking finish it!

[deductives]

I fail to understand how inane a phrase caught on, anyway.

[viced]

It's--

Never mind. If you have to explain it, it's not funny anymore.

[deductives]

[HIS NAME ISN'T FUNNY, GOSH]

The explanation stops that. Of course.

[viced]

It's calling someone out for bringing up the obvious. Because they're obviously picking up on something that nobody else has.

[ he shrugs. ]

See? It's not all that funny now.

[deductives]

Oh, for God's sake, Mitch, I understand what it means.

[Huffssss]

My name being attached is the problem.

[viced]

See, you should've used it then.

[ Look at that shit eating grin. ]

[deductives]

[IT LOOKS SO GOOD...FOR PUNCHING]

My vocabulary is a bit less limited than yours. That and the name doesn't suit you.

[viced]

Jesus Christ. Really?

Even I can take a joke better than that.

[deductives]

So the tabloid headline about your imagined weight gain amused you, Mayor Bunsdred?

[viced]

Bunsdred?

Leave the puns to Edward.

[deductives]

I didn't write it. I was being generous; the nicknames on Rumblr are even better.

[viced]

I'm sure Bitchell is in there somewhere, courtesy of Quentin.

[deductives]

[If there was the ghost of a smile on Sherlock's face, it only hangs there for a second. At least he holds back the snort.]

Speaking of Mr. Nygma, I'm sure he'd appreciate gayor fiction to alleviate his ego.

[viced]

There's no need to bring that particular nightmare up, shithead.

[deductives]

Well, his sense of self assurance is rather massive.

[YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF, MITCH]

[viced]

You're getting a fucking kick out of this, aren't you?

[deductives]

[Considering Eddie's preoccupation with homoerotic insults and Mitch's perfect counter of shrinking from them at all costs, it is quite amusing. Sherlock just shrugs.]

I have to entertain myself somehow when you evade the topic I brought up in the first place.

[viced]

How about you entertain yourself with something else, huh?

[deductives]

[Sherlock doesn't really care about the weird, sexual issues surrounding the mayors, so he decides not to press.]

Well, I'm not going back on Rumblr.

[viced]

Why the fuck would you want to?