[ He's on his way home from work (and therefore dressed like a normal human being) when he sees a small crowd gathered.

It only takes him a moment to figure out what happened--or at least, so he thinks. Obviously, some out-of-place imPort girl sought entertainment from local wrestling, not realizing that in a world like this... ]

They're fakes.

[ Not even fakes like he is, either. ]

What did you expect? I guess you're probably fresh from a quest to save the world or something, but it works differently here.