[ the video cuts in on a young man in a white suit. he framed it to cut off just below his neck like a fucking hipster. a hand comes in to straighten his tie as he starts talking. ]

Funny to see how much of a mess you guys have all made of things since I've been out. [ the hands move above the frame, probably picking through his hair. ] Gotta wonder how you can even let it get this bad. Makes a guy wonder if it isn't time to cut your losses and try to start it fresh.

I tried that once. It's not easy to pull off.

So, here's the big question: [ he finally reaches for the camera, pulling it open to show his face, wearing the most punchably smug face you've seen all year. ] At what point is the world no longer worth saving?