Harry? Not a hero. He's pretty damn sure of that one. He's just a guy. He does his best, but he can't even finish a word search before he's out and doing something else instead. Heroes are the big guys with the skills and the know-how and he's pretty sure none of them have nine fingers because their old flame cut one off with a hotel door by accident. They've all got all their fingers and if they don't then it's for a way more badass reason than that.
Second: weird? All of it. Weird. Moon, statue, people, staring - mostly the staring. He doesn't get stared at very often. Kind of short, nondescript - it worked for him when he was... uh, stealing things. (See Foint the First: "Harry Lockhart Is Not A Hero", or "How to lose fingers and reallocate people.") So the staring, or the occasional looks are pretty weird. He's already checked to make sure his tag is tucked in, and it totally was, so that's not the issue. He's not even smoking yet, either!
So he makes a video. ]
Is this like, a draft thing? Like, just a weird draft thing, one that sounds like it's all roses and shiny things and then winds up being... Baltimore. [ He's heard Baltimore is worse than death, so. Not like he's ever been. ] Aside from the tags it doesn't look too military. It looks... [ uhh, it looks like where he was before life got crazy and... better.
Anyway. ] Do private detectives work with the police around here?
Harry Lockhart • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Harry? Not a hero. He's pretty damn sure of that one. He's just a guy. He does his best, but he can't even finish a word search before he's out and doing something else instead. Heroes are the big guys with the skills and the know-how and he's pretty sure none of them have nine fingers because their old flame cut one off with a hotel door by accident. They've all got all their fingers and if they don't then it's for a way more badass reason than that.
Second: weird? All of it. Weird. Moon, statue, people, staring - mostly the staring. He doesn't get stared at very often. Kind of short, nondescript - it worked for him when he was... uh, stealing things. (See Foint the First: "Harry Lockhart Is Not A Hero", or "How to lose fingers and reallocate people.") So the staring, or the occasional looks are pretty weird. He's already checked to make sure his tag is tucked in, and it totally was, so that's not the issue. He's not even smoking yet, either!
So he makes a video. ]
Is this like, a draft thing? Like, just a weird draft thing, one that sounds like it's all roses and shiny things and then winds up being... Baltimore. [ He's heard Baltimore is worse than death, so. Not like he's ever been. ] Aside from the tags it doesn't look too military. It looks... [ uhh, it looks like where he was before life got crazy and... better.
Anyway. ] Do private detectives work with the police around here?