[Brains do not belong on the sidewalk. They belong in the freezer and the belly. Anywhere else is folly.

And sometimes they belong in the skull. Sometimes.]

It would be unwise to try and speak for every police officer, but I'm sure a private detective could find work with someone if there was a need and the skills were helpful enough.

If that's what you'd really like to pursue, I wish you luck. I must confess I'm a little taken aback by this apparent dislike of Baltimore. Were you once a fan of the Orioles?