It's a wonderful day for feminism, I'd say. [this is off to a great start! she's so happy that for once, the kidnapper is female.]

Not only is the crazy AI person thing a female, she's a strong, independent, female- and she doesn't need CLU to hold her back. [there's a sigh, as if she's almost wistful.]

I bet she doesn't need to oversee anyone in TRON to make sure they're not having a small meltdown and she can eat all the night cheese - [wait- ] Or whatever nightly dairy snacks that she wishes to partake in.

[then, finally:] Man, she really has it all doesn't she?