[ wow man eridan has the worst mentorship/sorta friendship in like, ever, okay, hannibal and chilton ain't got nothing on this shit.

but here's that shitty little half-smirk that says hm yes, me not a prince, how quaint, as he withdraws his hand and readjusts one of his gloves for absolutely no real reason. this is some vegeta shit going on right now. ]

You must be real new. [ he gestures to himself, other hand (with the bag) at his hip. so sessy. ] Most folk around here know somethin' about the King of Atlantis by now.

[ because that sounds SO GENUINE. ]

Gotta agree on titles, though. Buncha plebs don't got a proper appreciation for titles like us.