[ yeah man that's like, a challenge or whatever. eridan sighs, setting his bag at his feet and taking exactly one step backwards - like it's some sort of ritual for him, and he knows that holding objects during the next few seconds generally results in a mess. then it's arms stretched over his head, neck popped -
and, probably anticlimactically, he's suddenly his normal grey fishface self, fins and claws and all. this probably alarms at least one passing shopper, but eridan also gives the impression that he's used to doing this, if not delighting in it every time. ]
I'm a whole fuckin' kettle a things, Doc, but I ain't a liar.
[ he scoops the bag back up again, twisting his obnoxiously expensive looking hermès scarf back into place. ]
Not that I go blamin' anybody for not beliewin' me at first. [ shrug!! ] I hear most of you humans don't got Alternian royalty bobbin' about.
man you gotta stop shreking it so hard
[ yeah man that's like, a challenge or whatever. eridan sighs, setting his bag at his feet and taking exactly one step backwards - like it's some sort of ritual for him, and he knows that holding objects during the next few seconds generally results in a mess. then it's arms stretched over his head, neck popped -
and, probably anticlimactically, he's suddenly his normal grey fishface self, fins and claws and all. this probably alarms at least one passing shopper, but eridan also gives the impression that he's used to doing this, if not delighting in it every time. ]
I'm a whole fuckin' kettle a things, Doc, but I ain't a liar.
[ he scoops the bag back up again, twisting his obnoxiously expensive looking hermès scarf back into place. ]
Not that I go blamin' anybody for not beliewin' me at first. [ shrug!! ] I hear most of you humans don't got Alternian royalty bobbin' about.