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Dr. Hannibal Lecter ([personal profile] buttpatting) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam 2013-09-03 07:19 pm (UTC)

[actual jim kirk troll eridan ampora

and WOW but Hannibal is a people doctor not a sea people doctor but hey he's done enough cooking of the non-talking sea peoples to know what he's talking about. Sure, he's not a fisherman, but how could he not know about the basics of fishy biology? He slices and dices them and

maybe he shouldn't mention that, that might be rude. Maybe there's some weird rule that only sea dwellers can eat their animals, Hannibal has no point of reference for how to deal with this okay. But he follows along, casually untying his bag and slipping a sixth, most worthy tomato inside of it.

don't worry about writing it out i'll just imagine it's like this don't take ll cool j's view of the ocean away from me ok ok
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Ah.

[Yes. Ah. Ahhhh.]

If you have such little inclination to like we normal land dwellers...why did you keep the guise of one? It must be exhausting.

[tell him more about your people suit eridan they need to bond do u want two mentors he and eddie can be ur fathers now nothing can go wrong

at all
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