[ YES GOOD ll cool j's view is 10000x more interesting than a dissertation on the hemospectrum for make believe alien teenagers okay don't put me through that again
BUT here eridan shrugs, briefly breaking his weird yellowy-purple fish eye contact to glance at the wall. oh gross there's a fly on that wall never coming back here ever. ]
Some a the natiwes around here ain't too keen on imPorts, if you get what I'm anglin' for here. [ oh yes, nautical terminology. were making it hapen. ] Friend a mine nearly got murdered by one just for bein' one of us. 'Course that was back when shit was really hittin' the circular air rotation dewice, but it's still easier gettin' by if you got human skin to spare.
[ that came out 100000x creepier than he intended it to. whatever, nailed it. he glances back (also that fly is now on the avocados wow no) and shrugs. ]
It's a right goddamn embarrassment when a fuckin' dignitary has to be creepin' about disguisin' himself so he don't get shot, but hell. Gotta adapt.
[ MURDER FAMBLY: CAPE & COWL EDITION no his fins are too big for eddie to cough up it'd never work ]
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BUT here eridan shrugs, briefly breaking his weird yellowy-purple fish eye contact to glance at the wall. oh gross there's a fly on that wall never coming back here ever. ]
Some a the natiwes around here ain't too keen on imPorts, if you get what I'm anglin' for here. [ oh yes, nautical terminology. were making it hapen. ] Friend a mine nearly got murdered by one just for bein' one of us. 'Course that was back when shit was really hittin' the circular air rotation dewice, but it's still easier gettin' by if you got human skin to spare.
[ that came out 100000x creepier than he intended it to. whatever, nailed it. he glances back (also that fly is now on the avocados wow no) and shrugs. ]
It's a right goddamn embarrassment when a fuckin' dignitary has to be creepin' about disguisin' himself so he don't get shot, but hell. Gotta adapt.
[ MURDER FAMBLY: CAPE & COWL EDITION no his fins are too big for eddie to cough up it'd never work ]