[ oh my god my lack of headphones so i can listen to ll cool j in privacy has never been more pronounced nor so bitter
also that is basically a synopsis for eridan's summer break tbh ]
You know they poisoned us a while back? Public benefit, hit us all with some kinda imPort targetin' gas. [ shrug! he spent that whole time period in a blind murderous rage, which is like his default setting, so it actually wasn't all that bad. ] Wulcanus and such. People 'round here might not be burnin' you at the stake, but they sure ain't friendly. A brinesucker's gotta watch out for himself.
[ and then the second part!! another easy shrug, as if he's totally unfettered by all this LOWLY HUMAN BULLSHIT. really, he's just flashy and stupid enough to drop his disguise whenever he thinks it'll be cool and won't immediately ruin his life. but what hannibal said also works. ]
An' you can't be lettin' fear keep you from doin' what you're gonna do, in my own personal opinion. [ he should really stop here...... ] I mean, fuck, considerin' my powers, and how goddamn sturdy us trolls are anyhow, nobody's gonna be doin' fuckin' diddly to me in the first place if they ain't got powers of their own. And ewen then, I'll probably already know of 'em before they ewen try.
Seniority and ewerythin'.
[ wow okay secretly wanting to hack him open and look at his guts and threatening to cut his fins off?? congrats hannibal you are literally reenacting portions of eridan and eddie's relationship rn this murder fambly would be the most horrifying and pretentious thing ever and it would be amazing ]
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also that is basically a synopsis for eridan's summer break tbh ]
You know they poisoned us a while back? Public benefit, hit us all with some kinda imPort targetin' gas. [ shrug! he spent that whole time period in a blind murderous rage, which is like his default setting, so it actually wasn't all that bad. ] Wulcanus and such. People 'round here might not be burnin' you at the stake, but they sure ain't friendly. A brinesucker's gotta watch out for himself.
[ and then the second part!! another easy shrug, as if he's totally unfettered by all this LOWLY HUMAN BULLSHIT. really, he's just flashy and stupid enough to drop his disguise whenever he thinks it'll be cool and won't immediately ruin his life. but what hannibal said also works. ]
An' you can't be lettin' fear keep you from doin' what you're gonna do, in my own personal opinion. [ he should really stop here...... ] I mean, fuck, considerin' my powers, and how goddamn sturdy us trolls are anyhow, nobody's gonna be doin' fuckin' diddly to me in the first place if they ain't got powers of their own. And ewen then, I'll probably already know of 'em before they ewen try.
Seniority and ewerythin'.
[ wow okay secretly wanting to hack him open and look at his guts and threatening to cut his fins off?? congrats hannibal you are literally reenacting portions of eridan and eddie's relationship rn this murder fambly would be the most horrifying and pretentious thing ever and it would be amazing ]