[ WOW AN ACTUAL LAUGH. well, it's more like a little heh but still, you know how hard it is to make eridan ampora laugh? he's the only hs character to never smile in canon.

not once.

but yes a+ good job hannibaby you did the thing. ]

Yeah, suppose so. [ marine-based comparisons are nowhere near as grating as fish puns, honestly. he runs a hand through his perfectly (obnoxiously, obsessively) sculpted hair, making sure it frames his horns just the way he wants it to. aww yeah. ] Still, I'm just sayin'. You kick around these parts for three years, you end up figurin' shit out about people. Keep in good with the capes, keep outta Gotham affairs, don't go traipsin' into dark alleys unless you know what powers they got.

You clewer the fuck up if you wanna float by around here.

[ a beat. as if suddenly thinking of something: ]

You got any clue what kinda powers you got? Ewerybody gets somethin'.

[ e&e&h, double the pretentious and triple the sociopathy of original flavor murder fambly. ]