[ he's a super douche and his death traps are super murderous okay it ttly counts!!!
still! eridan glances at that offered hand like it's liable to bite him. does he know what he's getting into here? he doesn't, and what's more than that, hannibal could potentially kill him on command. or, like, boil his blood inside his veins or something. eridan can personally launch random passersby into soul-crushing despair on a whim, so he should honestly know better.
logic, however, is not eridan's strong suit. (bravado is.) after a moment's deliberation, eridan finally offers his (slightly cooler than human) hand, giving hannibal a half-unconvinced look. ]
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still! eridan glances at that offered hand like it's liable to bite him. does he know what he's getting into here? he doesn't, and what's more than that, hannibal could potentially kill him on command. or, like, boil his blood inside his veins or something. eridan can personally launch random passersby into soul-crushing despair on a whim, so he should honestly know better.
logic, however, is not eridan's strong suit. (bravado is.) after a moment's deliberation, eridan finally offers his (slightly cooler than human) hand, giving hannibal a half-unconvinced look. ]
Alright. Let's see it.
[ jfc he better not regret this. ]