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Dr. Hannibal Lecter ([personal profile] buttpatting) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam 2013-09-03 10:25 pm (UTC)

[what the fuck is he, gotham's jigsaw? because sry2say eridan it sounds like he wanted to play a game with you one time to many why did you let him do that to you do you need someone to talk to hannibaby will talk to you shh shh it's okay here please enjoy this fresh tiramisu do u know what ladyfingers are

do u even pastry bro
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It's just a moment of pain, I assure you. There is no need to be alarmed.

[Yeah it would be hella nice if he could shoot laser beams out of his mouth or something but that's just too ridiculous for a man like Hannibal Lecter, no one needs that. He's cultured and that is not cultured. Talking with one's mouth full? Rude. Screaming while blasting fucking pure energy on fire at the same time? Holy Jesus get that man in the kitchen he's got a date with a blender because that is too rude to deal with. Calm down Killian why are you the Mandarin why are you breathing fire why did I pay money to see that

But no it's nothing that terrifying or money-grabbing, really. It's very simple. Even though this skin is super not human, Hannibal watches his face very carefully—gotta keep an eye on the prey patient you know how you do—and runs his index finger up his palm very, very gently. Left in its wake is a shallow cut. Not as painful as a paper cut, but still felt, even dimly. He doesn't draw it out longer than he has to to make it obvious what he means, and pushing his finger right back along the cut has it instantly healed and looking brand new.
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You see?

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