http://phallboy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] phallboy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-03-29 07:55 pm
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you are all dumb

okay so. i'm sure this has been done recently and i missed it because of hiatus or dumbness BUT I DON'T CARE ahurrdurr. i don't know all of you. this makes me sad. AND I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE FEELING THIS WAY, RIGHT?! RIGHT! hopefully

so. thusly.

the GETTING TO KNOW YOU (OOC) meme

WHAT TO DO:

☣ ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW COOL YOU ARE
☣ LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLE'S ANSWERS
☣ ASK QUESTIONS
☣ MAKE FRIENDS
☣ GET MESSY
☣ NO ORGIES
☣ PROBABLY

♮ WHAT is your
~ name
~ age
~ social security number
~ insurance plan

~ AND SOME COOL SHIT ABOUT YOU. DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT COOL I'LL END YOU

♮ WHAT are your five favorite
~ movies
~ bands
~ tv shows
~ comics (american or not idec okay)
~ video games
~ NORMAL BOOKS OKAY THEY EXIST
~ foods
~ characters. NOT NECESSARILY ONES YOU RP just ones you like hurp

♮ WHAT do you most associate with your characters in terms of
~ colors
~ words
~ characteristics
~ objects
~ whatever i don't care


NOTE: FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THE LAST SECTION IF YOU THINK IT IS STUPID I AM VERY TIRED
liverletdie: (Some days...)

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-03-30 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
I am too, sadly. ._. Actually, I ship Tony with almost anything. I'm terrible.

NO HE WOULDN'T. He'd be like: Okay, we're getting hookers like now.

[identity profile] bossisawitch.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
The good news is, Tony ships himself with almost anything, too.

Chemically suppressed sex drive means nothing to Tony fucking Stark. EVERYTHING CAN BE FIXED BY BOOZE AND HOOKERS. This is fact.
liverletdie: (ooc; Rawr)

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-03-30 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T THINK HE APPROVES OF MY LATEST KICK. Hell, I don't approve. D:

Tony Motherfucking Stark can fix anything with Booze and Hookers. EVEN FUCKING MASTER CHIEF.

[identity profile] bossisawitch.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
.......so now you need to tell me exactly what it is. I will tempt you with Steve/Tony porn with dirty uses of Armani ties? :Da

So I definitely did a powerpoint presentation on Tony Stark for a class this past term, and one of the headings was "Booze, Babes, and Debauchery: A Day in the Life of Tony Stark".
liverletdie: (Everyone hates me)

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-03-30 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god. I see ties. You've hit a kink of mine. Oh god, Suit sex. THISISSOTERRIBLEI'MMASKINGITINTHEMIDDLEOFABUNCHOFTEXTENORMANOSBORNBECAUSEITSSOBAD

Oh god, YES. I want to see this powerpoint. Hell, a class where you can do a presentation on Tony Stark sounds like some serious win in general. The most I got was misogyny in comics for my Gender and Politics class a few semesters ago.
Edited 2009-03-30 02:05 (UTC)

[identity profile] bossisawitch.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
hurhurhur I will have to post my snippet of tie!porn, now. BE WARNED THAT I'M NOT SO GREAT AT THE PORNING OKAY.

lololol you and the rest of /coq/, what with their current fixation with Tony!rape and Dark Reign Osborn.

It was a comparative mythology class, of all things. I did movie!Tony's hero's journey a la Campbell.
liverletdie: (IDK My BFF Cap?)

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-03-30 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
IT IS OKAY. MINE ISN'T THAT GREAT EITHER.

...actually...I normally draw/write it the other way around. ._. IN MY MIND TONY STARK ALWAYS TOPS.

Oooh! That actually sounds really interesting!

[identity profile] bossisawitch.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
PORN. (http://community.livejournal.com/cap_ironman/336099.html#cutid1)

IN MY MIND, TONY STARK TOPS EVEN WHEN HE'S BOTTOMING. The man is too damn pushy to be a weepy little frail flower. Besides, he has to show everyone else how to do it right.
liverletdie: (From Stark with Love~)

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-03-30 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I ♥ you forever. FOREVER.

YES EXACTLY. Nobody else can fuck like Tony Stark? :O

[identity profile] bossisawitch.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ajdsfhl FOREVER IS A LONG TIME.

This is why Ultimate!Tony/616!Tony should happen. Though, the fight for dominance and brain picking might be a little surreal.
liverletdie: (omgwtfrusrs?)

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-03-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
I AM A LOVER. IF I LOVE EVERYTHING ITS FOREVER.

Oh god. IT SHOULD. And it would be hot too. I'm sure you've seen that Dorcas pic with those two?

[identity profile] bossisawitch.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
HAHA WHAT A GOOD STANCE TO TAKE.

yessss I have. mmm, alternate!selves.
liverletdie: (In a Bathrobe)

[personal profile] liverletdie 2009-03-30 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Its my semi-hippie self coming out. :O

mmm, self-sex! It never fails to please!