NO, IT'S NOT A LIE. LEX LUTHOR WAS STEALING IT AND THEREFORE IT IS TRUTH.

Or something. IDEFK. One time, I ate an entire plate of cake. This has led to the assumption that I am Lex Luthor but I'm not. I'm just Reili. I don't even have devious plots up my sleeve. Unless you count possibly devolving the entire City into a musical. :|

It's for everyone's own good. Honest.