The Elle Is Fat Log

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WHO: Moon Knight, Shatterstar, and Elle.
WHERE: ON THE INTERWEB
WHEN: Today, at like, 8:00 PST OR SOMETHING
WARNINGS: Name-calling. Be warned.
SUMMARY: As per dare, Marc and Shatterstar call Elle FAT
FORMAT: IM log!


Elle: holy shitdsa
Marc: Ugh. There he is. Let's get this over with.
Elle: OH MY GOD.
Marc: I don't even know who this is.
Marc: Apparently she's fat, though. Thoughts?
Shatterstar: I think she may be fat.
Elle: WHAT.
Elle: YOU HAVE NO PROOF
Elle: YOU FAGGOST
Elle: FAGOGTS
Elle: FAGGOTS
Shatterstar: You are fat.
Shatterstar: LARD.
Elle: you can't prove it
Marc: Yeah, if enough people say so... must be anecdotal evidence.
Elle: you little bitches
Marc: People must have photographs.
Star: Majority votes
Marc: Damn right. You probably eat ice cream sundaes or something.
Star: And pie
Marc: With little oreo sprinkles.
Star: There is a pie hole
Elle: what like you don't
Star: You can eat at
Elle: you tubbos
Marc: Yeah. Maybe you should just... spend your money there. Shoving pie in your face.
Star: In your pie hole
Elle: oh my GOd
Marc: Right.
Elle: *crIES*
Star: *shrugs* no crying allowed, woman.
Marc: Hey, Star. How about we track this girl down, with pie. And shove it down her throat?
Star: I would like this very much
Marc: I think this is an obligation.
Star: Agreed.
Marc: And then afterwards, I buy a round of drinks. And we kick some skinheads in the jaw.
Star: And then we call her fat one more time just as a declaration of our victory.
Elle: *SOBS ON THE FLOOR*
Marc: Agreed.
Marc: Think we're done here?
Elle: *brokeN*
Star: We've done our damage.
Elle: *dead*
Marc: Cool. By the way, Elle: YOU'RE STILL FAT. VENGEANCE!
Star: *steps on dead body and leaves*