C&C PERSONALS

[darkhours.livejournal.com]

THE CITY PERSONALS

Your character is asked to write a small article about themselves for a Personals ad, describing what their hobbies are, what they like to do on Saturday nights, and what they're looking for in a date (among whatever else they think would convince someone to give them a call).

An awkward video of them sitting in a vest and attempting to look interesting and not desperate is also acceptable. ♥

Comments

[Video] Oh Ratty... your mun loves you, really!

[classyvermin.livejournal.com]

I'm ... not really sure why I'm here. I guess I'm lookin' fer someone, but... nothing really serious! [Waves hands, palms out] I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd love for someone to hang out with, but... [Shrug] I don't know if it would work out long term. Y'see, I'd rather not get someone killed, because in my line of work, it could get dangerous. [Eyebrow raise, slight smile] But if that's your thing, hey, who am I ta complain? [Shrug, bigger smile] It's yer rear on th'line.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[CALLS YOU AND BREATHES HEAVILY INTO THE PHONE]

[Text]

[pinkpinkpeach.livejournal.com]

[cardiaccanape.livejournal.com]

[midnightyumyums.livejournal.com]

      Haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

...Yoooou..

    and...

Striiipe.

           Glubglub.

   Rraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

break things.         In daaark.

No sun.

                   ♥

all i have are creepers /sob

[notsoloyal]

Relationships are based upon emotions, which are utterly illogical.
I have no interest in any of this.
However, I do enjoy preforming experiments.
And I would be willing to provide decent compensation...
Should you survive.
They're simple experiments, really.
So your chance of survival would be quite high,
there's nothing to worry about.
There is the possibility of added benefits from the experimentation as well.
Such as no longer requiring as many hours of sleep as you used to,
or not needing to consume as much food to sustain yourself.
It's all quite beneficial.

[shiromadoushi]

Looking for a friend who likes games, especially RPGs. Not really interested in romance. I enjoy going to museums, cooking, making TRPGs and scenarios, playing games and spending time with friends.

[text] I should not be doing this first thing in the morning

[flowersnotboys.livejournal.com]

Single Female, mid to late 30s, attractive, independent, work-oriented, very very eco-minded, loves children. Enjoys gardening, reading, long walks in the park and traveling. Seeking attractive, open minded Male or Female interested in starting out slow and seeing where we go from there.

[meowminx]

I'm surprised you got through that without mentioning the word green.

[text]

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

Status: Single male.
Hobbies: Dancing, learning languages, composition, MAIMING THE SLAG OUT OF RATS, acrobatics, musicals, WAFFLES, cats.
Currently looking into: Painting and pastels.
Requesting: Someone with similar interests. However. It is not required.

[notsoloyal]

/doesn't call. just kidnaps for experiments.

/combo start

[lobsters-claw.livejournal.com]

...

[lobsters-claw.livejournal.com]

...

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

[The faint sounds of some mildly displeased 'discussion' going on off-camera.]

[After a little while, he walks into view and sits down. Then glances at someone who's off to the side. And proceeds to close his eyes and ignore them.]

I don't need anyone.

[Gets up and leaves.]

Mun = sighing ^^;

[betwixting.livejournal.com]

[*calls and makes kissy noises into the phone*]

why am i even

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Single male, mid-thirties, 6'1'', dashing, suave, intellectual genius, eccentric, enjoys networking, reading and cognitive pursuits. Enjoys questionable things. Not looking for commitment.

[oww-myhead.livejournal.com]

you forgot:

I AM A BITCH THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

Video;

[yourothermother.livejournal.com]

[Somebody else is clearly taking the video, because even though she's facing the camera, there's no focus on her eyes. That's probably for the best.]

Hello, there, dears. I'm looking for someone with a brilliant imagination, a vibrant personality, and good conversational skills. I enjoy spending time with friends, gardening, and cooking.

[A pause. The camera focuses on her mouth for a moment before pulling back and viewing her.]

Oh, and one more thing. Striking eyes are a must.

[Click.]

[cardiaccanape.livejournal.com]

Well hey there! I've got the most striking eyes you've ever seen.

[Video]

[myopicsage.livejournal.com]

LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME?

[/POINTS TO CHEST]

I'M YOUR MAN!

LOOKING FOR YOUR LOST DOG OR CAT?

[/POINTS TO CHEST]

I'M YOUR MAN!

SOME JACKASS STEAL YOUR STUFF?

[/POINTS TO CHEST]

I'LL KICK HIS ASS AND GET YOUR STUFF BACK!

CAUSE I'M YOUR MAN!

IF YOU LIKE CHEAP FOOD THAT COOKS UNDER 3 MINUTES-

THEN I [/POINTS TO CHEST AND NODS]

AM DEFINITELY YOUR MAN!

I also like video games and hanging out.

[oww-myhead.livejournal.com]

Single male. 35 years old, 5'11". I love someone who can make good jokes, knows their way around a motherboard, likes the color blue and will not squish bugs. Anti-gun is a plus!

If you're red-headed and your last name starts with a G and rhymes with 'Ordon', then please consider my section. Yes, I am extremely subtle.

she's so nice

[darkhours.livejournal.com]

Do not worry, it seems subtle to me. Since I do not know what you are implying.

[oftwoworlds.livejournal.com]

Single, male, half-human in mid-twenties seeks entirely platonic companionship. My interests include linguistics, human psychology, and politics. Similar interests are welcome, but not required.

Additionally, some knowledge and appreciation of other cultures and their norms would be appreciated.

[video]

[hellsing-dog.livejournal.com]

... Why the hell am I here? I don't date or hang out with anyone. But I might consider a conversation if I like you well enough. You just never know.

[cardiaccanape.livejournal.com]

Well ain't you just a bundle of sunshine.

[deadthenred]

Well, I have a girlfriend, but--

21 yo m seeks attractive f who knows how to shoot things. foreign types ok, national socialism is right out. must not be a microwave. or namor.

[darkhours.livejournal.com]

["must not be a microwave". well aigis is right out, then.]

TEXT (b/c that is clearly so personal)

[zeronator.livejournal.com]

I highly doubt the claims that this assignment is obligatory.

In any case, I'm not interested.

[latrodectus]

Me: red-head, excellent figure, independent, enjoys literature, rock climbing, the arts, and working up a good sweat. You: late 20s-mid 30s, attractive, able to take care of yourself. Commitment optional.

[liebe_krieg]

Am 80+ year old white male of pure Aryan blood with an accomplished military career, seeking beautiful, fierce, intelligent fraulein for stimulating conversation and possibly granting me a suitably glorious death. Interests include war, classical music, blitzkrieg, history, conflict, fine dining, struggle, public speaking, battle, philosophy, strife, military matters, and war.

Human and non-untermensch strongly preferred, must be open to alternative ideologies.

[fromhatred.livejournal.com]

Single Egyptian male seeking S&M fan with death wish. Must scream well. No safety word. My be subject to incredibly painful hallucinations with or without consent.

[meowminx]

Not-really-single female, 5'7", fantastic figure. Enjoys long chases across rooftops, "collecting" art, fine scotch, boxing, motorcycles, tennis, and shopping. Seeking male mid-thirties or older, athletic, adventurous, strong-minded w/ code of honor, willing to overlook the occasional act of larceny. Either side of the law okay. Ability to withstand torture or recover from fatal injuries a plus!

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Last two sentences are smashing.

video why am I here

[ifsixmonkeys.livejournal.com]

[this face.

this face and silence.

thinks-you're-all-ignorant silence.]

*glares at Bats and wishes he would stop being so damn Tsuntsun*

[darkknightfall.livejournal.com]

No.

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

Not single Male... mid-thirties, although I'm not... really looking. Former physics professor and undisputed master of space and time. 5'10", and I enjoy antique collecting as well as -- well, no. That's rather personal.