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TOAST IS SLEEPY AND DOESN'T WANT TO STUDY

OBVIOUSLY THIS IS THE CUE FOR SOME CAPSLOCK-STYLE RANTING

PS: I THINK I SWEAR MORE IN THIS POST THAN I DO IRL DOES THAT DESERVE A WARNING





LOOK AT THAT

LOOK AT THAT BROTASTIC BFF INTERACTION



THEY HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING TRUCK

IT MUST BE FULL OF STEAK AND FOOTBALLS AND PORN

HOW CAN YOU RESIST IT

REALLY HOW CAN YOU

HOW CAN YOU DO THAT AND STILL CALL YOURSELF A MAN

ANSWER: YOU CAN'T.



AND WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT

IT SHOULD BE "OH SHIT, IT'S A BUTTERFLY GIRL.

LOOK AT HER ADORABLE FRECKLES.

I WANT TO LICK THEM.

AND ALSO PLAY HER AT CNC.

BECAUSE

I AM JUST THAT COOL."



ALSO GUY WANTS HIS LIZARD QUEEN

THAT IS, THAT CHICK WHO FREEZES THINGS

AND IS CUTE

AND CUDDLES BABY SEALS

YOU THINK I'M JOKING ABOUT THE SEALS



BUT YOU'RE WRONG.


APP THESE GUYS OKAY

I WILL TOTALLY UPLOAD WHATEVER CANON YOU NEED

CROSS MY HEART

AND HECK WHY NOT USE THIS SPACE FOR PIMPING YOUR OWN CHARACTERS?

JUST DON'T lapslock

HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN TO PEOPLE WHO DO THAT

/IS IMMEDIATELY SHOT