ext_96744 ([identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-11-05 11:37 pm

YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)


THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

[identity profile] lilac-scented.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure that 'recording for posterity' involves watching.

[identity profile] kickinsidekick.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, let me rephrase. He would not want to just watch.

[identity profile] lilac-scented.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes, I wonder what you see in him.

[identity profile] kickinsidekick.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of stuff.

Sometimes, I admit I wonder too, though.

[identity profile] lilac-scented.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
He has his moments.

Lucky for me, I still like Eli more, and Eli's a hell of a lot more manageable.

[identity profile] kickinsidekick.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
He definitely does. He can be pretty charming when he wants to be.

He's a good guy. You guys are a cool couple.

[identity profile] lilac-scented.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
He is. And...thanks, same to you. You fit well, I think. You're such a down-to-earth person.

[identity profile] kickinsidekick.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I think possibly the word you're looking for is certifiable, but thanks.

[identity profile] lilac-scented.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
We're all a bit certifiable. Comes with the terrain.

[identity profile] kickinsidekick.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Good point. And you all put up with him enough to live with him, so you've got to be at least half as bad as me.