Then I am only sorry I can not contribute in any helpful fashion that you may be looking forward to :(

Although really I'm not very good at such things at all unless something is so hideously awful that I can actually form words to whinge about it. Agh.

Still. For what it's worth, I have yet to have a problem that requires HMDing about. Which, now as I re-read my sentence, implies that I have had ones that do not, which is also patently untrue.