Dude, it's seriously easy to learn basic chords to. You can pretty much play an entire song with like, three chords and a good thumb to finger strum style. I don't play it great or anything. I'm not a super musician or whatever, I just like to play around with rhythms and notes and stuff sometimes.

[He may not be a musician, but he sure can talk for hours on music, as she may be able to tell by his pointless rambling already starting up. At least they're near drinks now and he can be shut up with liquid.]