http://deadontarget.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] deadontarget.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam 2009-12-22 04:10 am (UTC)

HEY.

[SITS ON]

FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A FUCKING GPS ON MY PHONE SO I DON'T GET LOST WHEN I'M TRYIN T STALK PEOPLE. I ALSO WANT A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD. I WANT A FUCKIN' TOASTER OVEN BECAUSE I'M SICK O' USIN' CARNAGE'S PIECE O' SHIT GOODWILL MICROWAVE IT ONLY COOKS ON LOW.
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