So.

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I don't have any consistent non!crack RP in me, but I do have scans.

Ooooh, do I have scans.

Thus, NEXTWAAAAAAAVE.

A COMIC BOOK SERIES SUMMARY

IN CAPSLOCK.

BY THE WAY, THESE SCANS ARE X-BOX HUEG

THEY FIT NICELY INTO THE WIDTH OF MY SCREEN, THOUGH, SO THERE'S THAT



WE'LL START OFF WITH THE BASICS: A RECAP PAGE.

BUT THIS IS NO ORDINARY RECAP PAGE

THIS IS A NEXTWAVE RECAP PAGE

THEREFORE IT CONTAINS HILARITY AND SNARK AND ALSO SOME PRETTY GOOD RECAPPING.

LET'S SALLY FORTH.



SOMETIMES PEOPLE USE MAGIC

SOMETIMES THEY SUMMON BEINGS FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS

MAAAAAGICAL DIMENSIONS

SOMETIMES THESE BEING ARE COOL

OTHER TIMES

WELL



WE SKIP AHEAD TO OUR VALIANT HEROES

LOOK AT THEIR GLORY

LOOK AT THEIR MAGNIFICENCE

LOOK AT THEIR TOTALLY BEAT UP RIDE (THE POOR BABY)





OH SO SAD CAPTAIN

WE ARE SO SAD FOR YOU

YOU AND YOUR NAMELESSNESSSSSSSSSSS

BUT BACK TO THE LADIES

(THEY HAVE BREASTS :D)





YEAH

YEAH THEY WENT THERE

GO GO GAY AVENGERS POWER

WE SKIP AHEAD HERE

BECAUSE TOAST ISN'T GOING TO GIVE YOU ALL THE BOOK

THAT WOULD BE MADNESS

JUST KNOW THAT THOSE FORBOEDING FIGURES ARE MONSTERS

THEY'RE TEARING UP THE TOWN WHEN NEXTWAVE GETS THERE

OH HEY LET'S HAVE SOME PANELS OF ELSA BLOODSTONE BEING AWESOME





EXPLOSIONS ARE THE BEST, KIDS

DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS

OBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD PLAY WITH MATCHES

THEY ARE THE BEST TOYS EVER

AS A SIDE NOTE: TABBY AND AARON'S INTERACTIONS ARE TOP NOTCH



AARON IS PRETTY DAMN COOL

HE IS A ROBOT WITH USEFUL DEVICES

YOU CAN TELL THAT I WANT ONE RIGHT



NNNNNNG THESE COVERS ARE TO DIE FOR

SO PRETTY

GOD



IF YOU GOT THAT REFERENCE, I SALUTE YOU SIR

IF YOU DIDN'T

GO WATCH MORE MUSICALS

HOW HAVE YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE WITHOUT WATCHING WEST SIDE STORY

HOW

WHAT KIND OF LIFE HAVE YOU LIVED

YOU HAVEN'T THAT'S WHAT



NNNNG, ELSA

HOW ABOUT SOME LOVELY BACKSTORY

WE DO LOVE BACKSTORY

IT IS SO TASTY AND DELICIOUS

AND TRAUMATIZING





I ADMIT IT

I PUT THAT PAGE IN SOLEY BECAUSE IT IS BAD ASS

LOOK AT ALL THAT SHOOTING

MMMMMM BULLETS

SHATTERED GLASS

FLAMES

POSING DRAMATICALLY ON TOP OF A TEA TROLLEY



THAT TEXT BOX MAKES MY DAY EVERY TIME I READ IT



BY THE WAY

OUR FLAME HEADED VILLAIN DUDE?

HE REALLY REMINDS ME OF STARSCREAM

FOR SOME REASON



I THINK IT'S THE MANIC LAUGHTER

AND OH!

OH HEY

THE CAPTAIN IS ABOUT TO MAKE

HIS MOST EXCITING ENTRANCE



OKAY SO IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER

HE TRIED

THAT'S WHAT MATTERS (MOST OF THE TIME)

(NOT IN SEX OR FIGHTING, BUT I DIGRESS)

IT'S OKAY THOUGH

HE PROCEEDS TO KICK ASS

AFTER A FASHION







KICK!

'SPLODE!

THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT

...

/COUGHCOUGH

THAT SAID, WE HAVE SOME CLOSING PAGES TO GET THROUGH

THEY'RE WORTH IT I PROMISE





HOW TOUCHING

WASN'T THAT TOUCHING

DIDN'T YOUR INSIDES JUST MELT INTO GOO?

I KNOW MINE DID

SO APP NEXTWAVE

IF YOU DON'T, I SHALL BE FORCED TO UPLOAD MORE SCANS JUST TO GET YOU INTERESTED

and if you want I shall upload the series to the comm again.

you know you want it, darlings ♥