how's about a round-up, guys?

[hitsthespot.livejournal.com]

So, uh, Finches and I are doing a CnC podcast that is surely going to be knocking your socks off, but!

But

We need your help!

You see, we're going a "WHAT'S GOING ON IN CNC" section, but since there's only two of us and something like 300 of you, you can understand why we're absolutely sure that we can't keep track of everything that's going on.

Our solution to this seemingly gargantuan problem is ... to ask you guys to help us out c:

If you could comment here with a short recap of what's going on with your characters, we'd really appreciate it! No need to give us everything, just fill us in on one or two of the things/events your character's been involved with in, say, the past two weeks or so? It shouldn't take more than a minute or so.

Thanks so much guys! :D!!!

Comments

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Let's see.

JASON: jail. Got kissed awake by Danny, lols. Buuuut that isn't well known at all.
SOPHIE: attended Dazzler's concert.
JOHN: arrived.
GREG: discovered his second power and was all excited about it on the comms.
BABS: did nothing sob

[expletives]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE USE THE ZERO IS FRENCH TAG ON POSTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

'cause we love you, girl.

btw GET ON AIM <3

[spacetimeprime.livejournal.com]

MOG: Chilling
VECTOR: Also chilling, had a drink with Lucifer.

[superxgrlfriend.livejournal.com]

Monet's homicidal brother arrived in the city (http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowl/1881987.html), and she was forced to resign from the police force (http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowl/1882652.html) due to future plans to go vigilante on his ass. She has no time for angst (http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowllogs/796550.html) because the motherfucking douchebag attacks the Institute. (http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowllogs/797941.html) Emplate is defeated, but the psychic backlash from reliving torture at his hands drives her into a coma (http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowllogs/802733.html), from which the Stepford Cuckoos help her wake.

After half the city loses its mind (http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowl/1916378.html), she derps around with Jamie and her former Gen X teammates, and is planning dates with both James Bond and Tyki Mikk as a means to forget about her family issues.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

IDEK... also that Thor strip rules.

TROY: Has Harley staying in his apartment. In auditions for the Rocky Horror Show.

BOND: Still has Tony's car. Made out with Selina in it. Flirted with chickz.

[feed-me-plz.livejournal.com]

CAN TWOEY BE DR. FRANK N. FURTER?

SELINA:

[meowminx.livejournal.com]

-Tortured by Crane, saved by Nygma, and had bird fear and other triggers removed by Emma Frost.

-Got new upgraded gear from Tony Stark.

-Made out with James Bond in Tony Stark's car.

-Angsting about Logan and Bruce being back.

-Doesn't have herpes.

Re: SELINA:

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

She got mouth herpes when she kissed Lassiter.

Sorry.

[grindcore.livejournal.com]

i was not aware that there was a good kind of herpes

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they sing.

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Pete is:
-captaining the police force
-tenderly caring for his Mothchan
-attempting to date Janet Pym with varying degrees of success

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

Lassiter is:
-Plotting on how to lure mothchan out and away from the station. Preferably in the direction of the sun.

[notadartboard]

lol I like doing this

SANJI: wowed everybody who ate at All That Jazz during Dazzler's concert, met a few new people, and is now currently freaking the hell out over being left in charge of the club while teen!Warren flits around. ORITE ALSO ran around kissing NPC women on Valentine's day under his Mr. Prince alias to save them from the curse of being asleep.

ALASTAIR: continues to have shitty week after shitty week, lately having to look after Bakura in the hospital (and kissed him awake, lol, but didn't tell him) and then just sort of trying his damnedest to avoid the world ever since. Also, he seems to have pissed off Kaiba (again).

[grindcore.livejournal.com]

ALSO CARNAGE IS ON A CARNY ROAD TRIP

GHOST IS BEING A SHUT-IN IN OSBORN'S AVENGERS TOWER

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

BUT BABY

[notsoloyal]

/just. lists the things she's still tagging. has forgotten everything else.

SHOCKWAVE: did that thing that couples do, with soundwave. got swapped out with shockblast and then got KOed and locked up in Deceptilab...only to break out sometime tonight.
oh wait. shockwave also took ranamon on a date. so he could experiment on her.

BILLY: eating candy. dressing up as rorschach.

[goryteller]

Oo! A podcast :>

Cavil (bestmachine) is in jail for killing Kiryu (satisfiedsigner) and torturing a police officer's brain to applesauce (Saitou, fuckingshogun), and is under suspicion for causing the devastating overpass collapse in October. He feels like a sad, sad robot failure, and has been quiet on the Network since his arrest in late January.

Katurian (afeatherpillow) is contemplating the ethical basis of time-traveling euthanasia (NOT COMMON KNOWLEDGE AT ALL). He's also reading creepy shit on the Network, because that's what he does in life.

[beforemetoday.livejournal.com]

[Bad username or site: beforemetoday title=Death @ livejournal.com] | Has recently pissed off the police force by breaking Riful out of jail and feeding her guts, and is currently just being her usual warm and cheerful self.

[Bad username or site: noanaesthesia title=X-23 @ livejournal.com] | Is secretly freaking out about Wolverine being here.

[Bad username or site: morecandles title=Blindfold @ livejournal.com] | Is mostly walking around and talking to herself, having just arrived.

[yayashton.livejournal.com]

Ryan: is an awful person that threatens everyone's masculinity. Also got kissed awake by Johan and kind of wants to forget that ever happened. Also is contemplating saying "SCREW THIS SHIT" and forgetting that the Script exists, that he has to follow it and causing a really really really really big ripple in the music thereby causing everyone to sing their deepest desires.

But uh. That is for far into the future and I probably shouldn't have mentioned it. Because I'm not done with it yet.

. . . OH YEAH. HE'S GOING TO RUN A PODCAST-Y THING ABOUT FASHION SOON. WHEN I HAVE STABLE INTERNET AGAIN. Like What Not to Wear: Superheros Edition.

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

LUST: has done like nothing in forevah GLUTTONY SHOWED UP AND SHE AND KNIVES ARE PLOTTING WAYS TO HARSH TYKI'S MELLOW? IDEFK

ATSUKO: nothing...... she took Elisa to the hospital after Saitou concussed her???

DUST: got macked awake by Jay WHICH I STILL NEED TO TAG THE LOG FOR... got pissed off at Santo's hottie list, is a valleygirl tight now!

RIFUL: got broken out of prison by Death, chillaxed in upper New England, ate two hikers and left an arm from one of them in Nico's mailbox!

[bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com]

I wanted to tell you that three out of four of your characters only have one outfit.

What's up with that.

[hulkkeysmash.livejournal.com]

Nico (bossisawitch): Runaways den bitch has kicked out Mark for working for Osborn, got a surprise!hiker arm in the mail from Riful, is feeling conflicted about the possible eviltude of older!Victor, in trouble with the police SORT OF, and just being her bad witch self.
Bruce Banner (hulkkeysmash): Ult!Bruce is working on a superhuman database with Jan, forming connections with people he wants to work with in the Avengers, and currently is 616!Bruce and therefore a total dickwad.
Toro (hangtherisk): idk my bff Bucky. Also, saving cute pink pixies from the jaws of dobermans (dobermen?).
Orson (honorindeath): I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high say (what say what say what?)
Now I'm sleepin on the side walk and I know why (why man)
(yeah yeah)
Creeper (613seeds): creepering and having delicious meals

[lobsters-claw.livejournal.com]

I find it pretty funny that compared to Ultimate, 616-Bruce is the one that's being considered the asshole. I mean, come on, Ultimate.

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

Lassiter is, on the business end of things, suddenly promoted to Inspector, and busting some Neo Nazi balls over a murder that will lead to something bigger eventually. On the personal front, he and Shawn are still somehow together as uh for lack of a better word "boyfriends," and still haven't killed each other yet, but there have been many close calls. It's also still "secret" but, you know, pretty much everyone knows because they're not very subtle. Definitely in Shawn's case. Loudmouthed dickhole. Loudmouthed dickhole that puts Lassiter in a dress and kisses him on video.

As for my other characters, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nothing much so we'll ignore them.

[bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Also Shawn is investigating the Joker more thoroughly, but that is a better kept secret.

[squad6lt.livejournal.com]

I'd totally download that podcast. Renji is just tying up the loose ends of his recent ass-kicking, courtesy of Hollow Ichigo.

[bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com]

Cable is trying to control Tabitha's recent bouts of rage. He has spent most of his energy looking after her instead of gallivanting around the world like he normally would.

Harley Quinn is living with Troy Bolton, holding out hope for the Joker, and treating Carnage like her new puppy.

Lucinda Guthrie wants James Bond in bedImean

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

unfIMEANWHAT?!

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

TANK IS:

- Building a spaceship (completion date will be around the end of the month/first week of march)

- About to raise some hell with the police more because she's getting fucking sick of her buddy Raoul sitting in jail

- Getting ready for her gamble with Lucifer after the ship is finished

- RUNNING FOR MAYOR

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

I will keep Duke in jail forever.

[prettymorlock]

Skids was involved in the fight with Emplate. She's currently trying to not talk to weird!Dazzler, talk to Tabby, and will be running into Domino later tonight. Afterward she will be looking harder into those dancing lessons Ryan was offering awhile back for stress relief.

[grey1911.livejournal.com]

Aaron: New cop. Arrested Takaya Sakaki with Atsuko. Is currently in search of Shego.

The Shadow: Running a successful, quickly growing financial consultation business.

[pandablade.livejournal.com]

Tony has been having interesting conversations with people, found out he's in a coma right now, and might be doing something quite stupid. Also trying to find new Avengers and keep his company afloat. Being a dick to everyone ever. Spied on the New Avengers when they were doing their thang, and creeping on everyone anyway because he Can. Also is playing Musical Aston Martin with Bond and Selina.

Mara had to kiss Luke on Valentines day. Still in the Dark Avengers.

Mitchell got high with Jessica Jones and raided a 7/11. Also started an exploratory committee and is trying to raise money.

Illidan got timeswitched to his younger self and started Brofest 2010.

Allison is avoiding everyone ever and being a hysterical 17 year old girl who wants to go home.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

/STILL HOPING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO FORM A THIRD LAYER OF COMPETITION IN THE MAYORAL RACE

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

SANTO: Pissed off a lot of girls with his hotness list and has been trying to make it up to them, in ~*THE FRIEND ZONE*~ with Rikku, currently dealing with timeswitch hijinx and waiting to see if Victorious is going to need a thorough punching.

GLUTTONY: Is a comfortable chair and dreams of eating Condiment King slowly

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

the COMFIEST chair

[feed-me-plz.livejournal.com]

OKAY SO

Twoey is being Twoey. As in, he's eating people, turning into his plant form randomly and turning back into his human form randomly. Eating NPCs. Trolling Dazzler whenever he can. And the X-Men are planning on taking him down.

Shego is currently AU!Supreme One and is killing all her CR because she is being a creepy, bigger bitch than usual. BUT WHEN SHE RETURNS TO NORMAL she'll be taken down by the police and caught and put in questioning for her dealings with stolen weapons and her workings with the Major will be found out...maybe? idk man. But yeah she'll be in custody soon.

Sally is derping around drinking and flirting with men even though she's in a relationship with McClane. Also thinking about her role on Norman's team and what it means, while not enjoying the shit she gets for being on that team. She...doesn't really have anything going for her now? No plots for her, boooo.