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[gabbie]

GODDAMN TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER
6. I STOLE THIS TEXT FROM LEAH

Comments

[glowsferatu]

At This Point I Feel The Introductory Literature Would Benefit From A Note Which Emphasizes The Nature Of Diverging Timelines And The Lack Of Effect This One Will Have On That Which Is Native To You
Getting Out Isnt An Option Available To You
Neither Does It Carry Any Imperative In The Urgency Of Events Youve Left

[timaeus_testified]

So you're basically telling me that timelines freeze while we're confined here.
Am I right?
I can't believe that without some evidence to back the theory.

[glowsferatu]

The Best Evidence Available Is Unfortunately Limited To The Experiences Of Those Who Have Been Allowed To Momentarily Return Only To Be Once More Relinquished To This City
Assuming Their Iteration Hasnt Reset Along The Journey To No Longer Recall Any Previous Displacement
Which Is More Concisely To Say That Youll Have To Take My Word For It
Failing That Youre Free To Allow Your Time Here To Slowly Inspire The Realization Independently
This However Is Quicker

[timaeus_testified]

I'll reserve judgment on it.
As reasonable as the evidence sounds, I need time to review the heaps of data set out.
I have one question for you directly, if you don't mind.

[glowsferatu]

Of Course
Inquire Onward To Your Hearts Content

[timaeus_testified]

Why are you capitalizing the first letter of every word?
Is it a quirk?

[glowsferatu]

I Suppose It Could Be Considered That Yes
Or An Approximation May Be A More Accurate Description For It
Their Rather Typical In The Textual Correspondences Ive Seen
So I Must Express Some Curiosity As To Why You Would Ask

[timaeus_testified]

I wanted to confirm it for myself.
The last person to agree they created a quirk to assert their individuality claimed, they were an alien.
I've never had any reason to doubt the claim.
I was curious if this was the same deal.

[glowsferatu]

It Would Simply Be Inaccurate Of Me To Claim Otherwise
So Yes At Least In My Case You Can Take For Granted That Is A Certain Truth
Though Local Matters On A Usual Occasion Make My Appearance As Such Somewhat Disguised

[timaeus_testified]

Interesting.
And with that in place, you're safe from trouble with local authorities.
With how humanity usually takes to things, I'd call that a good thing.

[glowsferatu]

You Might Imagine That
But Therein Lies The Oddity Of This Iteration Of Your Planet
You See I Am Nowhere Near The First Among Its Extra-Terrestrial Visitors
But Appearing Otherwise Does Tend To Simplify My More Shallow Dealings With It
At Least Until My Luminescence Begins To Assert Itself Further

[timaeus_testified]

That's humans for you, we're an odd lot.

[glowsferatu]

Yes Ive Had A Year To Grow Accustomed To These Oddities
And Yet Still I Find Myself Frequently Outmaneuvered
I Begin To Wonder If The Problem Lies In Myself Instead

[timaeus_testified]

No one learns everything, though some scholars fuckin tried to.
What problem are you running into the most?

[glowsferatu]

More A General Impression Really
You Know
Confusion
I Think I Have Most Of It Under Control At This Point But Theres Always Something New
If There Was A Specific Problem I Could Raise Protest Against It Would Be The Frequency By Which We Have Had Those I Consider Myself Responsible For Making Their Exits
I Almost Suspect That Lachesis Has Begun To Mistake Her Nature For That Of A Sieve