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This...doesn't look like the game.

I did get in the game, right?

Help? This is why manuals are absolutely necessary.

[Somehow, this is Usagi's fault. Chibi-Usa doesn't know how yet, just that it is.]

Usagi, you idiot! What'd you do now?

Hey, listen up, doochebags. I need stuff, a laht of stuff heh. 'Cause ahll my stuff is back home and no one's answerin' their fuckin' phones, and I'm gettin' desperate here. Help a dood out, dun be a dick, be a bro.

Wantd:
1. Booze. any kind im not picky.
2. A guitar. preferably not a grandpas guitar
3. An amp for the not grandpas guitar
3a A jar
4/ Blow. if you have to ask what that is than dont bother replying!!!
5. Nail clipprs. shits getting gross here.

Um.

[Guy in a moth suit. Standing in the middle of a crowded sidewalk.]

The technology here is remarkable.

[His wings are twitching.]

[ Marine training is currently at war with the urge to panic in the face of the fancy and unfamiliar. Stay calm. ]

Erm -- excuse me. Were we bombed? Everything looks awful.

[He's suddenly overcome with a strong sense of deja-vu.]

Oh. This again.

You 'heroes' wear the most ridiculous armor into battle. It offers no protection against fists, much less arrows or swords!

[ Panic! Panic is a good thing to be feeling right now. So is potentially trying to look everywhere at once. It's hard to decide between panic and taking in everything, after all. She's trying both.

So she looks kind of like a country girl in the middle of a wild City sidewalk. ]

[There's an absolutely enormous woman in the MAC, so tall in fact that she's stooped down slightly and her neck is still turned to the side because otherwise she'd be looking around in the room above hers. The look on her face could be best described as a 'murderous glare.']

This is not acceptable.

[There's a teenage boy in oversized clothes wandering around. And is he talking to himself? He's totally talking to himself.]

You've really done it this time, Tim.

Well, someone has, anyway.

Again?

... crap.

[ Shoots a puppy. ]

[SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPS this soda]

Edited 2012-08-04 23:42 (UTC)

I'm feeling extra saltry today. Time to spice up my life and score some dough. No doubt the security at this bank will be able to combat my saucy technique!

[ Squirts mayo and horseradish out of a supersoaker and laughs as he holds up the bank with his mad skills. ]

QUESO QE SE?

[ WELP ]

This karking place again?

[ Someone's looking unusually happy to be here. ]

Woohoo!

[Just drags a battered, beaten citizen and dumps them on the sidewalk. Bane grips the lapels of his jacket before looking around.]

Not quite Gotham but obviously the same in nature and spirit. It will make do for now, I am sure of that.

[ There is a young boy who looks like he is trying not to have a heart attack. ]

Oh. My. God!

Noooooooooooooooooo!

No, no, no, no, no! I refuse! Goodbye, I am going home!

Well, well.

[ Slinky, shiny black blob in the vague shape of a woman just curiously stretching her neck out to a ridiculous length so she can peer at things! ]

What do we have here?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume we were side tracked from our intended destination.
We're not going to do our usual pissing around until we're scrambling to get out of the shit storm.
I'm locking down on that right now and pulling a few strings on this hit parade.
I need to hear from the following gutsyGumshoe, tipsyGnostalgic, and golgothasTerror.
Especially the last one. I know you and how fast you'll wander off from the rest of the group. Park it right now, Tomb raider.
Crocker, keep Ro-La with you. It won't be hard.

Let's figure out where we are, and get out. We need to enter the game not bother with side quests.

Edited 2012-08-05 00:21 (UTC)

[Jade can be found outside the porter building with the comm and dogtags clutched in one hand while the other shields her eyes from the sun. She looks around for a moment before she goes to mess with the comm.]

wow so this is what a city is like? its so...busy er anyway im jade and im obviously new my friends wouldnt happen to be here would they? john, dave, rose? even the trolls being here would be nice not that theyre all nice but some of them are and theyre funny sometimes

[DO NOT WANT

corner and weeping time for daniel]

[Pfft, this place again? But he was totally enjoying schmoozing his girlfriend only mintues ago, okay.]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

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