IT'S TIME FOR THE...

[gabbie]

GODDAMN TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER
6. I STOLE THIS TEXT FROM LEAH

Comments

[futureleader]

Ptffh. Good luck trying to get evidence, gramps.

[retropolis]

Why wouldn't there be evidence? There's always evidence.

[futureleader]

If you can find it. Hundred is pretty good at covering his tracks, why do you think no one has ever caught him?

[retropolis]

If you know he's guilty, there has to be proof somewhere out there.

[futureleader]

That's because I can read minds, genius.

[retropolis]

You have got to be joking.

[futureleader]

I'm not joking, granny.

[retropolis]

[ He puts his hands on the sides of his head for protection. ]

How do you do that?

[futureleader]

Heh, easy. Like this.

[Your hands do nothing to stop him. It's laughable really.]

[retropolis]

[ He has no idea how mind-reading works!! So he keeps his hands there. ]

Stop that! That's private!

[futureleader]

Not anymore, it isn't.

[SPOILERS. QUENTIN IS A TERRIBLE PERSON AND NO ONE SHOULD BE SURPRISED.]

[retropolis]

[ NELLY HAS A LOT OF SHAMEFUL THOUGHTS HE IS PANICKING... UR SO RUDE QUENTIN 8( ]

You can't just read a man's mind, that's -- you don't have anything else deeper than that.

[futureleader]

[gross. dirty old men mind!!! you smell like weenies and old men nelly 8C]

No one's stopping me.

[retropolis]

[ It's hard out there for kinky closeted bigots okay?? Don't judge. ]

How do I stop you? I can't hit a child.

[futureleader]

Geeze, didn't know grandpa was such a wimpy pervert.

[JUDGING!!!]

[retropolis]

[ SUPER UPSET AND KIND OF ANGRY THOUGH I HAVE NO APPROPRIATE ICONS: ]

My name is Captain Metropolis. [ Face in hands. ] I-I told you that was private.

[futureleader]

What kind of name is Captain Metropolis? [AND WHY ARE YOU DIRTY.]

[retropolis]

[ It goes part in parcel with having BDSM affairs. B( ]

It's a codename. Metropolis means "city."

[futureleader]

[ B( thats what they all say.]

... Captain Shitty then.

[retropolis]

[ B( You'll understand when you're older!! ]

You can just call me "Captain" if "Metropolis" is too difficult.

[futureleader]

[ B( brb picking up alien chicks at alien casinos bye]

I know how to pronounce metropolis, and I know what a metropolis is. It's just. The name is really tacky don't you think? I mean. Who died and made you captain of the city?

Besides, I really don't think you want to be associated with just Captain around me.

[retropolis]

[ Crosses his arms!! GOOD STAY OUT OF MY HEAD THANKS DON'T COME BACK. ]

It's not tacky. It's thematic. An appropriate title is just the way to start making your mark in the war against crime, particularly when you're one of many.

... And I'll thank you not to make any obscene implications.

[futureleader]

Why not Mister Metropolis. It's still has metropolis in it but it's not as tacky as Captain.

....gross. I was referring to the fact that there's a guy named Captain America who's ass I'm going to kick one day.

[COMES BACK IN A FEW YEARS MAYBE.]

[retropolis]

[ NO YOU LEFT THAT'S NOT ALLOWED. ]

I'm paying tribute to my military service. I thought it was a swell name.

[ And he blinks. ]

Captain America?

[futureleader]

See? At least you just have Captain City. Captain America decided to be militant leader over an entire country.

[GUARD YOUR THOUGHTS BETTER, GRAMPS.]